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When the user puts two chopsticks horizontal on both sides of "the shaft', held in place by a rubber band. Then proceed to roll up and down as if rolling out sugar cookie dough. To prevent chafing or irritation, use saliva as lubrication. Dan: Hey, man where's my chopsticks?
Jaden: One sec, I'm giving myself a "phil-job". |
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| 2. | Animal-Style Blow Job | ||
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Recieving a blow-job from a girl after she has eaten from In N Out Burger. The length of time between eating the food and actually recieving the mouth cannot exceed an hour. Last night I went on a date with Nicole to In N Out Burger and afterwards she gave me a blow job... animal style.
"Damn bro, she gave you an animal-style blow job?" "Yup..." |
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| 3. | Chinese basket job | ||
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A woman sits in a basket suspended from the ceiling with the bottom cut out. The basket is lowered and spun so the vagina spins freely around the penis. I got my first Chinese basket job by a Taiwanese hooker for a nickel and a loaf of bread.
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| 4. | Phil Valente | ||
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another word for stoner, bitch, whose too lazy to get a job. Do you know Phil Valente, he's the guy with three flat tires.
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| 5. | Dr. Phil | ||
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He has the best job in the world! Every weekday he gets paid to yell at a bunch of the stupidest brain-dead motherfuckers in America! I want that job!! That Dr. Phil seriously needs to kick his show up a notch. For every stupid statement or action that one of his guests makes, he needs to make 'em spin a punishment wheel.
Dr. Phil: "Ok pal, for that 'eatin ain't cheatin' comment, the wheel says you gotta... ohhhh, damn! Fellate a bull? Well, the wheel don't lie. Better to get it over with now." |
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| 6. | The Philly Facial | ||
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While receiving a blow-job, puking on the back of the girl, or boy's head, then blowing your load in their face, and then puking on their face when they look up. Followed by immediately leaving saying nothing on the way out. Phil really gave that girl The Philly Facial, man was she confused.
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| 7. | Boob off | ||
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It is a fusion of a boob job and a jerk off. It's when a girl is masturbating you while your dick is between her tits and she's sucking your dick at the same time. Also when you see a girl with a lot of tits you that's a boob off case. Last night a girl gave me a boob off it was amazing
This girl has huge tits that's a boob off case |
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