Phillennial 

When a foreign-born individual "twenty-something" is seemly well adjusted, practice and hard working, after a short period they exhibit behaviors found in the"American Millennial" generation which is as follows: entitled, narcissistic, lazy, sensitive, and demanding praise for showing up.

Yuri was great during the interview process and the first couple of weeks on the job but that quickly faded into a Phillennial facade when we noticed that he needed to be handheld and spoonfed on tasks/projects daily.

Phillennial by Hixxz68 August 2, 2018

uncle philed 

To be ejected/thrown out of an establishment by being pickeed up by the back of your collar and the back of your trousers and tossed out of the door.

As the wealthy Uncle Phil (Will Smith's Uncle in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air) did to Will's low-life best friend, Jazz.

uncle philed by Jennifer Brookes June 17, 2005

Moss Piglet

A devoted member of the Church of Firnando. She is the spouse of Harold Mcflucker, the cult's- I mean church's- custom bot, and leader of the elusive Old Zealand. She enjoys orchestrating philosophical discussions, often pertaining to free will. She has authored a hymn for Firnando and intends to publish more hymns and tales in the future. Her nicknames and aliases include, but are not limited to: Moss, Piglet, Piggy, Moss Mcflucker, Demodex folliculorum, Alyssum Zara, and God. She aspires to earn a Ph.D. in either cognitive science or abnormal psychology. In her spare time, you may find her consuming infants (for research purposes).

Henry Cole: "why does Moss Piglet keep smooshing people?"
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Harold Mcflucker: "Let us celebrate Moss's absence with crumpets and tea."
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Moss Piglet: "I am the formidable Moss Piglet, the deity of educated guesses."

Moss Piglet by Church_Of_Firnando November 8, 2020

Redhead-O-Phile

A man who has an uncontrollable redhead obsession, and forgets where, who, and what he is whenever he sees a redheaded girl. Upon identifying the object of his desires, the redhead-o-phile will not rest until he either gets in her pants or gets stopped by the redhead's pepper spray.

Exhibit A: "I heard the redhead-o-phile next door cheer and give a round of applause for the picture of a redhead he found on google."

Exhibit B: "My friend and I were walking down the street when we saw a redhead; the way he started drooling and staring uncontrollably makes me suspect that he's a closet redhead-o-phile."

Exhibit C: "There are so many redhead-o-philes in this neighborhood that redheads should stay as far away as possible, unless said redhead happens to be a hooker."

Redhead-O-Phile by FriendOfARedHeadOPhile October 1, 2009

Philemon 

The sexiest man alive with an arse thicc enough to clog the Mariana Trench. He is sleepy but awake, tired but working, dying but alive. These are what make Philemon human, so never give up.

Philemon dabbermon with filet mignon

Philemon by Chillaxbill March 27, 2019

Philena 

A beautiful friend who brings you sugar caramel drops of happiness.

When you're upset sometimes, all you need is a Philena.

Philena by meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowwoof March 17, 2013

snorting piglets 

an English term used when someone has done something stupid

Ben's shat himself he's snorting piglets

snorting piglets by pigeon pooper November 7, 2019