pffttt 

The exasperated sound made when caught keyword stuffing when the Google Panda algorithm was released in early 2011.

"Awe, pffttt, we just lost our Google #1 page ranking! I guess we should have listened to Amanda and started producing quality content a while back..."

pffttt by TheRZNinja June 12, 2020

Pftttttt

The truly dummy way of laughing in conversation, often used in text form

“Pftttttt you dummy” Exclaims Grace, The Gremlin Queen

Pftttttt by Cosmic2V July 22, 2022

phattt

Dakota

Dakota is phattt cos she eats too much chocolate and kfc.

phattt by kodesislit December 25, 2018

Phfatty 

Something fat, but phat.

>"Heeeeeeeeeeere, Phfatty!"
<"Did you just call my cat fat?"
>"No, fat with a phf."
<"Oh. Her name's Milo."
>"I don't care. Now it's Phfatness."
<"Mkay. Heeeeeeeere Phfattyphfattyphfattyyyyy!"

Phfatty by btchplz; October 3, 2006

phtttbt 

The sound you make when you stick out your tongue at someone or what a person says

Charlen: phtttbt i don't want any of your candy i got my own.

phtttbt by kweisha February 5, 2008

Phttt 

Word said by mudcrickets everywhere. Usually seen at parties drinking Budweiser. They handle their liqour like I handle my cock. Lightly.

I’m a mudcricket phttt

Phttt by Earl dibbles jr. October 23, 2018

Sara pffttt

The most amazing human in the wooorld, Top 1 in all human history.

Damn Sara pffttt eating all the chicken feet

Sara pffttt by doghatescats November 7, 2022