phetasy 

(n) fe-tuh-see

1. When reality becomes parody
2. When parody becomes reality
3. Irony squared
4. The age we're living now

We live in a phetasy where reality is parody, and parody is reality.

phetasy by Ole Nielsen August 21, 2019

Petusis 

Petusis is made by a joke cult called the petusis cult and it is related to rhinos.

Person 1:Cinis

Person 2: Podgishipieps

Person 3: Petusis Menusis Rhinopetusis

Petusis by The Petusis Cult February 10, 2022

phenus 

Swollen manly truncheon from hell

Oh my god! His phenus ripped my asshole apart, and then got stuck,

phenus by Christina O October 8, 2005

petus 

Petus is a term for a full-grown male who has a penis so small it could be the penis of a fetus.

"That guy showed me his penis in the bathroom. It was so small I'm sure it was a petus."

petus by New Year's In Tampa April 18, 2009

peetus 

slang for peetis. a state of peetis or being well known as a peetis. large amount of retardation to the extreme

andy szeto is a peetus

peetus by tony illes March 5, 2008

peetus 

A portmanteau of the words POTUS and pee. Refers to the alleged report that Donald Trump had multiple Russian prostitutes pee on a bed in a hotel that the Obama family stayed in previously.

Person1: Hey are you going to the Inauguration?
Person2: Oh, no. He will never be my president. He is definitely my PEETUS.

peetus by kiskis January 16, 2017

peetush 

Noun, 1. a penis, a vagina and/or a gooch; generally used by polish people to small children
2. a person or thing that is being a dick, a pain in the ass, a moron, or just not cooperating with what you want in the current situation

"Carlos Beltan struck out looking to end game 7 of the 2006 NLCS, what a peetush"

"Whoa dude, you just got me in peetush"

peetush by DAVITTTTT December 15, 2011