phases of elvis 

The stages that legendary performer Elvis Presley has gone through.

1) Young Elvis
2) Fat Elvis
3) Dead and Rotting Elvis

Ed, Rick, and Rich went to the Halloween party as the phases of Elvis. Rick was young Elvis, Rich was fat Elvis, and Ed was dead and rotting Elvis.

phases of elvis by Hot East February 20, 2009

Pheces Brekkie 

Where a man takes a shit into a womans vagina then straight after has sexual intercourse

felix i pheces brekkied your grandpa

Pheces Brekkie by john smithghfgh July 8, 2009

pheesh 

pheesh means pheesh. don't pheesh; it's just pheesh. pheesh you.

i'm gonna pheesh you up, pheesh-face. pheesh you and your pheeshish mother.

pheesh by pheesh October 7, 2004

Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch

A sexual act of placing peanut butter on the penis, then proceeding to engage in anal intercourse followed by forcing the female participant to eat the end product resulting in a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

Yo I went full retard on this chick last night and made her a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch by Overweight Vampire September 5, 2011

Phess 

Adj, 20th Century origin - Fah-z - feeling or showing anger or strong resentment - v. phessed, phessing, phesses

'If I don't get a ticket to the game, I am going to phess up.'

'This girl phessed me up last week talkin smack about my boys.'

'I'm phessing up right now. I don't understand her problem.'

'It phesses me up to think about how awful last week was.'

Phess by Andrew J. Yule December 29, 2008

Phesel 

A player usually dating multiples gals and he is always on to the next one. Has great charisma and appealing features. No strings attached personality and usually man solo. Like to play mind games

That dude must be Phesel. i seen him with different chicks

Phesel by Platinum Rolex March 15, 2010

Phases of Humor 

When you hiccup alot.

Heather: why are you hiccuping so much?
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)

Phases of Humor by The Fishtankers July 8, 2010