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phen = extortion, snorting, supporting abortion, blowing things outta proportion, half animal half man, dumping ure body in a trash can, more hoes than an afghan
its "phen", proceed with caution
by phen October 19, 2003
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Swiss asshole that runs a counter-strike clan. Condones the use and trading of illegal narcotics, extortion, theft and the sex industry. Will pimp you, and those you love. Owns a bright red t-shirt and is very, very pissed off.
Im going to see my drug-dealer, Im going to see "phen".
by Carvell October 18, 2003
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Meaning boy - male version of Bior - originating in Cork, Ireland. Normally associated with males from the north side of anywhere.
Com eer, phen, story like?
by Bior August 04, 2005
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Commonly associated with the words futanari, scat, and dipshit. Using this word or name as a nickname or username, have been said to be the ultimate proof that the user of "phen", automatically: Become homosexual, lose all pubic hair, stinks like a sulfer-factory and get laughed at.
If the user no longer desire to use "phen", the curse is not dispelled. Only way to become cured is through suicide.

The cure was discovered by chinese professor Ming Peng in Beijing, 1988, when he nicknamed one of this labrats "phen". The changes was rapid, as the rat started humping the other rats of the same sex, causing the room to stink bad, and after death, everyone was set to normal again.
- Phen : Haha my penis just fell off.
- Doctor : That's the curse of using "phen" as your name.
- Phen : Quick, fuck me in the ass!
by Doctor Ming Peng April 22, 2005
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