Phelpsing 

When you finger a chick, moving your fingers back and forth inside her, like a swimmer's legs.

Phelps me like you owe me money!

I phelpsed her so hard, bro!

Mallard of the Thick is like phelpsing my eardrums.

Phelpsing by ChazBono December 24, 2012

Phelpsian 

An adjective describing total and utter dominance in a certain area. Derived from Michael Phelps' dominance in the 2008 Summer Olympics in which he set a record for winning 8 gold medals.

Wow. John can only be descibed as Phelpsian. He beats everyone at everything!

Phelpsian by John Serafino October 12, 2008

Phelpsing 

When you fuck a house up so bad from a party it causes future parents to say no to their kids when asked about having a party

“Hey did you hear about the huge fucking party mike had?”
“Nah what happened?”
“Like 150 people showed up and were phelpsing the fuck out of his house”
“Wow! Holy fucking dick cheese!”

Phelpsing by Ian the chink FTW March 18, 2021

Phelpsin' It

Specifically, to hit the bong. However, can be used as a general term to describe any type of weed smokin.

Dude is was totally phelpsin' it last night when my parents were out of town

Phelpsin' It by Stephen Strouse March 17, 2009

Phelpsin 

to take unflattering and embarrassing photos of drunk/high friends and post on facebook

Dude! Stop taking pictures in the bar. I don't want you to Phelpsin me.

Phelpsin by eringobraugh1 March 19, 2009

Michael Phelpsing 

The act of complaining about success.

i.e. Michael Phelps complaining about winning a Silver medal at the 2012 Olympics...even though he has like, 15 Gold metals. Lame.

"Ahhh man, I got a 97 on that test. I should have got a 100. I studied really hard."

"She's totally Michael Phelpsing."

Michael Phelpsing by SiggyEm August 3, 2012

phelpsing 

v.

To smoke some pot, especially out of a bong.

When I go phelpsing, I make sure I have nothing important to do afterwards, because I'd be too high!

phelpsing by lazyeye78 February 6, 2009