Phestigious 

An adjective used to express a strong emotion or feeling towards something or someone, usually that of love or hate. Originally coined by Peter Griffin of Family Guy.

I saw Kim walking down the hall today and remembered how phestigious she really is, what a whore!

Lynn is so phestigious!

Phestigious by tinabelle11 June 2, 2010

pheasant heart

When someone unzips their pants and puts one of their balls between their fingers and asks someone who is not looking if they've ever seen a pheasant heart before. The person then turns around curiously and inevitable witnesses a pheasant heart.

Andy (unzips his pants placing one ball between his fingers) - Hey Chris, have you ever seen a pheasant heart?

Chris (turns around) - Oh! You sick fuck.

pheasant heart by epetes December 13, 2015

Phesmic 

A very gay person who is very stupid and gay. He has a group of horny edating online friends who all want to edate eachother. The cycle goes like this:

A girl named Eth really really really really wants to edate some anime weeb Elu, but Elu actually wants to fuck some Unicorn called Uni and Uni is already edating Phesmic, but Phesmic is cheating on her with his sidebitch Cesmic AND CESMIC IS DATING a roblox player named KYZEN WHO IS CHEATING ON HER WITH ETH. BUT ETH IS JUST USING HIM TO GET TO ELU.

Wow, you're such a Phesmic.

Phesmic by RatFood June 17, 2018

Pheasant 

A term used to describe players who are terrible at the game of golf. Most commonly found at cheap, under kept municipal courses. Character traits are usually (but not limited to) not being able to drive the ball 310 yards, slicing/snap hooking regularly, bragging about almost getting a hole-in-one and not fixing their divots, sneaking drinks on the course, using iron head covers, lying about their handicap and/or wearing unapproved attire(ie, Jeans, cargos, tee shirts, tank tops or jorts). synonyms hack

Mike: "This round will take at least 6 hours stuck behind this group of pheasants? "
Joe: "yeah that douche bag in the jorts just sliced it out of bounds for the second time after taking 2 minutes to line up his shot!"

Pheasant by Vanderpumped August 15, 2019

crotch pheasants 

noun (plural), colloquialism: crab lice, pubic lice

"I'd stay away from that chick, bro. I hear she's got crotch pheasants."

crotch pheasants by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

Phish Smile 

that big, dumb, goofy, shit eating smile you have during a phish shows because they're melting your face clean off

I had a phish smile for an hour after the Deer Creek show

Phish Smile by PhishKid91 June 24, 2009

wank pheasant 

A olde British insult, for a useless and lame person

Roman Reigns is a wank pheasant

wank pheasant by E211 June 23, 2016