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Acronym for Position of Head Disorder, related to cranial rectum inversion, but the specific disorder for those with advanced degrees. Once Bob got his Ph.d., he fell ill with PHD when he shoved his head up his ass.
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Pretty Huge Dick Even though I aint finish school I got a PHD, A Pretty Huge Dick
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An acronym for "Doctor of Philosphy" Hey Ian - I'll be getting my PhD soon
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The final tier of academic excess.
B.S. = bullshit M.S. = more shit Ph.D. = piled higher and deeper. I know everything! I have a Ph.D.!
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Doctor of Philosophy. No, you dont have to be a Philosophy major to receive this! If you break it down, philosophy simply means; Theory of Knoqledge. Therefore receiving a PhD will mean that you are a Doctor of "Theory of Knowledge" in your major. You are an expert and you know all there is to know about what you studied!
P.s; Most of the time, following receiving a PhD, many end up one of the two types of researchers. College Professors, or Lab researchers. I have a PhD in Computer Science, I am an expert I know everything about Computers!
Woahhh, Jasmine got a PhD in Culinary Arts.. I can't believe she survived 6 whole years in college! <.> Go Jas! |
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Playa hater's degree Jamal: I got some ass last night at da club
Curtis: nigga please, you aint got nottin' up in da club Jamal: Don't try an' playa hate on me, im not the one wit the phd |
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Doctor of Philosophy and the highest educational degree. Typically confirmed upon those with the greatest of intellect, who, strangely enough, possess a vast reservoir of complex knowledge most suitable for the classrooms of higher education, but for reasons unknown, when placed into the real world, typically need a third hand to find their own ass. Peter: Wow! Professor Johnson sure was amazing in class today, wasn’t he?
Mike: Well, he does have a PHD you know. Peter: Gosh – that explains it! Peter: Hey – who’s that jackass that works in the mail room? Mike: That’s Bill Johnson. He has a PHD Peter: Well – that explains it! |
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A nice way of saying:
"I understand/know a lot of complicated bullshit that you couldn't grasp even if it were your dick after 8 hours of hot lesbian porn." It was once believed PhD was actually French for "Fuck off idiot," but this was actually proved wrong by brain-box PhD holders after years of research. Some guy: Ugh, I can't solve this 3rd order partial differential equation...
Professor "blah, blah", PhD : I can, thus my mental-dick is bigger than yours. Checkmate. |
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