Topher: no, it was definitely ill.
Iain: it was obviously mint.
Ethan: look guys it is easy to see that that was totally phat
22 year old: "Um, dude, that word got old in the late '90s"
Stop using it.
Dumb Kid: What? I don't think she's fat.
Pathetic Kid: No, dude. Phat as in Pretty Hot and Tempting.
Dumb Kid: Cool! I think I'll be pathetic like you and use it!
Me: *kills them for being pathetic*