Paharse

The word 'Paharse' is already well known in Australia and New Zealand, and is beginning to gain an underground following in remote parts of the United Kingdom, so it would be good to get some clarity on its definition as well as its etymology on record.

Paharse is a derogatory term for someone who is a bit of a bellend. The word is derived from when a person’s sphincter makes a soft, airy 'pah' noise as opposed to a standard tight fart sound whilst breaking wind - insinuating that the Paharse has a loose anus.

Synonyms: knobhead, dickhead, twat etc.

Oh my god, Alex is being such a Paharse today!

Paharse by nobjockey101 March 2, 2021

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Fnaf Phase

A phase that usually appears in late childhood or early teens,that manifests itself by a big passion on the game Five Nights at Freddy's.A child or teen in this phase will usually start watching animations and stories about their favorite fnaf characters,fan-games(usually when they can afford the original) ,watch markiplier and just be overly passionate about the game as whole.The phase usually ends at in the mid or late teens or at least becomes less severe,but nostalgia might still be present sometimes.Even though is not always the case,but many people will still remain passionate by the horror genre .

Person A:I heard some news that a new fnaf game is launching today...
Person B:Stop talking about this game.Is this the only thing you like!
Person A:I'm in my Fnaf Phase.Leave me alone!

Fnaf Phase by RandomInternetGuy23456 July 25, 2020

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Pharrell • phase • Parsec • Parse • phased • phaser • pearse • parseltongue • Pharmer • phrase

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soft toilet paper phase

Similar to honeymoon phase but in the business world. Its the short period after someone leaves a business to start their own business, or the original business changes hands. It is characterized by better quality and more expensive toilet paper. It usually ends after a short time when the new owner/boss decides that it was important to cut costs and comfort. It is a symbolization of how a new owner thinks the people working there deserve better until they turn into the same kind of boss they replaced.

I looked forward to when Adam bought the business from his dad Mike, but after the soft toilet paper phase it became the same old grind

soft toilet paper phase by Guy Snyder November 14, 2014