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a turd that comes out your ass so fast that it disappears up the u-bend. u hear a big splash, but when u look in to the bowl, there's nothing there... *splash* ooh sounded like a biggy! wa- heyyy? where did it go? damn spooky phantom turd!
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N. (fantum terd)
When you take a shit and look in the toilet and there is nothing there. After a long day of work I came home and took a long PHANTOM TURD, then I went to McDonald's.
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Faeces that disappears around the u-bend without flushing, leaving no trace it had ever been there. I know I've just had a shit, but it's a phantom turd!
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the turd that always returns no matter how many times you flush... The phantom turd would not flush no matter how hard I tried.
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