phallicious 

A condition or state of being in which a person (female) has a strong and unwavering desire to suck cock/dick and consume/eat semen.

Never have I seen such a woman as phallicious as Betsy. I swear anytime I get around her she's got dick on her breath and looking for the next guy she intends to suck off.

phallicious by Nikki Stixx February 3, 2020

Phallic halitosis 

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.

I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

Phallic halitosis by -=Quickie=- April 8, 2008

phallic

of, or pretaining to the penis.

Dude... the Washington Monument is SO phallic!

phallic by ChzMstrX November 23, 2001

phallatio 

the attempt to perform fellatio on oneself

now that i've had my two bottom ribs removed, it's so much easier to give myself about of phallatio

phallatio by djdope February 13, 2009

Pink Phallic Object 

Pink dildo from dank memer

Wow I randomly got a pink phallic object in my inventory

Pink Phallic Object by NotCinamon December 25, 2019

Phallic photograph 

When you wanna send dick pics, but you're classy as fuck.

Oh Dorothy! Come have a gander at this fine phallic photograph that Fitzgerald sent.

Phallic photograph by DmitryDaDouche May 22, 2017

Phallic Pheud 

Nickname for the current Steve Harvey-hosted version of Family Feud, inspired by the overabundance of questions and answers related to male genitalia. Also known as Steve Harvey's Dick Jokes.

I'm so sick of Game Show Network airing nothing but Phallic Pheud!

Phallic Pheud by Sir Veisaid December 1, 2018