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earphone phaker

When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.

Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.

Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.

Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.
"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."

"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"

"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"
earphone phaker by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009
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phases of elvis 

The stages that legendary performer Elvis Presley has gone through.

1) Young Elvis
2) Fat Elvis
3) Dead and Rotting Elvis
Ed, Rick, and Rich went to the Halloween party as the phases of Elvis. Rick was young Elvis, Rich was fat Elvis, and Ed was dead and rotting Elvis.
phases of elvis by Hot East February 20, 2009
adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.
Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.

Phatest brain nut 

Phatest brain fart of the century.
Bro I just had the phatest brain nut.

Phases of Humor 

Heather: why are you hiccuping so much?
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)
Phaness is a person that is rough on the outside but sweet on the inside. It takes time for them to warm up to other people but is very nice to the people that are close to them. They are also a person a girl would want when you are upset. He loves to make music and want to make it in the music industry. They are also the type of person who will always support you.
I miss you phaness
Phaness by Therealkaye December 6, 2020

phaesomophorbiciae 

When you can't spell phasmophobia so you improvise
Bro: one hey do you wanna play phaesomophorbiciae
Bro2: Wtf?? you mean phasmophobia
Bro: Yeah that
phaesomophorbiciae by DeathByLynx November 15, 2021