- pronounced 'ff-ag' -
1. Commonly used insult in Southampton, England, coined by Ele and Sophie in a Biology lesson when studying phagocytes. It can be elongated to 'phagpheatures'.
2. Ele's pen; it is a cow head attached to a spring attached to a pen. It has 'PHAG' written accross the back of its head, and when you squeeze the head, it squeaks.
1. Dizzee Rascal has meatdrapes you fucking phag!
2. Hey Ele, can I borrow PHAG? Something ate my pen.