Jane: "I know Bob, it's been a while."
Bob: "So... do you know if it's a boy or girl, and when is it due?"
Jane: --kicks Bob in the balls and walks away--
Bob: --unprintable pain and crying out for help-
Dan: "Holy shit, Bob, what happened to you?"
Bob: "That douchebag Jane had a pfunt so large that I thought she was pregnant, and she kicked me in the balls. Stupid bitch!"
Dan: "That mean nasty bitch has to do some crunches to get rid of that pfunt."