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1. v. to evaluate someone's body type, hair type, or scentual preferences for the explicit purpose of getting aroused and killing them to have sex with their bodies 2. n. a beauty-obsessed necrophile
"I'm not pfastering you; I'm just asking what shower gel you use"
"Don't pfaster me, you freak"
"Yeah, Saturday night I was out at the club and totally got pfastered"
"Jesus Christ, quit being such a pfaster"
"I'm fairly convinced my neighbor is a total pfaster"
pfaster by JDPS January 19, 2009
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ParterInCrimeForLife 

Muskan and Mo ❤️
PIC4L are people who will :
•Always be there for each other no matter what.

•They listen to you and understand you.

•You can call anytime about anything you feel you need to speak about or vent out

•They will stand up for you in the times when you need it most.
•Keep your secrets close, you can trust with your life.

•They will support you in any decision you make even if it's hard for them.

•They are there for you as much as they can be and does and says whatever they can to up your mood in down times.
•You can be your COMPLETE and total self around them without feeling uncomfortable.
•You can say or do anything but your relationship never changes.

•They will always want the best for you Just like you will always want for them.

It feels as if they were sent from heaven to make your life that much easier. They will do almost anything for you as you would do for them, and will love you no matter what kind of stupid things you do.

And as people change, your LOVE with a REAL PIC4L will never fade through all the phases of life and problems that come a long with it AND THATS A FACT 😎❤️
#MY PIC4L is always here for me just like I’m there for them
#My PIC4L is my everything my world myjaan mylife my bestfriend my famlee and all.
ParterInCrimeForLife means YourClosestPerson
ParterInCrimeForLife by mushy786 January 12, 2020

Two-parter

A day or situation that is uncharacteristically complicated, that takes a long time or a large amount of effort to resolve.
Gemma: Remember that day when we made that homemade bazooka and it accidently went off in your chest? And we ended up at E.R. and the unexploded bazooka shell was stuck in my chest right next to the oxygen line and it took three trainee doctors and a bomb disposal team to diffuse the situation? After that we missed the last bus home and had to walk all the way back?

Glyn: Yeah, that day was a ‘two-parter’
Two-parter by Butty101 November 23, 2011
(Pronounced fart-er)
An adjective used to describe someone who is either lame or causing you a minor inconvenience; basically a light-hearted insult.
"Mom can you take me to the store?"
"No"
"Jeez, you're such a pharter"
Pharter by umop əp!§dn August 7, 2019

Right parter 

Refers to a person who parts their hair on the right. As per the Hair Part Theory, this draws attention to the right side of the brain, which is the intuitive, mysterious side, and generally leads to a personality type that is more creative, atypcial and with some very strange behaviors.
Of course, what did you expect, he's a right parter.
Right parter by talismancat April 26, 2008

Two parter 

After just finishing excretion realising theres more left and having to go again.
Sorry I took so long in the toilet dude, it was a two parter.

Two-Parter

When you belch, think it's over, then let out another bit of belch.
A: burps, burps again
B: That was a wicked two-parter!
Two-Parter by essyjizzenburger February 2, 2017