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pez
A spice boy with an exceedingly large head.
Known to frustrate people with pictures of his gay, pretty boy face.
Also known to come off with extremely cheesy sayings.
(After seeing a picture of Pez) There is that Pez wanker again. Oh My God i so want to wreck that wee dick. That guy is such a prick. Would love to smack him.
"eh-heh,my names Pez,and im back WIT my BABEZ again, this time its forever!"
Fuck up Pez you fucking cunt
by pez-killa November 30, 2007

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pez
Candy shaped into small, 1/4" tablets. Nine of them fit into a long, skinny toy called a "pez dispenser", which spits out one tablet everytime you tilt its head. For some reason, vintage pez dispensers have become collector's items.
"I had a Spiderman pez dispenser, and my sister had a Wonderwoman one, my mother refused to by any more pez after it ran out, because it was too expensive, it tasted pretty good, though."
by handle187 November 07, 2003

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Pez
luvly drug.
comes in all flavors,
but "lemon" recommended for beginners b4 movin on 2 "strawberry"
u pezhead! y is your brain so f*cked?

yo chill, have a pez, cool down.
by big O November 26, 2003

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Pez
My gardener.
"Yo Pez how dem flowers growig?"
"Si, flowers good si."
by Minass August 30, 2008

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pez
1. Short for peasant or peasantry.
Meaning anything that is shit, bad, unfair, annoying, gay, fucked up, poor, stinghy, scummy, crummy, small, unlucky, rude, harsh or irritating.
2. A person can also be pez, meaning any of the above. Usually they are called a 'Pezza'.
1. "Fuck that shit! That's Pez!"
2. "Stop being so Pez. Just give me the ounce for $50."
"Fuck you, ya Pezza."
by Diego August 26, 2003

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pez
Yiddish word for small penis
Instead of using the commom word schumuck, I called that ass face a pez.
by Jennifart April 16, 2007

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pez
derrived from the word peasant - someone who is inferior, and/or ugly
bob: hey baby you're hot, can we screw?
beulah: nah you're pez
by bob October 15, 2003

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