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probably the best QB in the nfl now that hes won a super bowl and yea brady has won 3 but who cares his numbers arent that great and his team carried him anyway and that whole thing about manning being bradys bitch thats obviously stupid because as shown in the AFC championship game brady and the pats blew a 21-6 halftime lead and brady is clutch? Tom Brady: "21-6 this is over"
end of game Tom Brady: "sobs" Peyton Manning: "Whose the bitch now?" |
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Famous star of countless commercials and television programs, and part-time football player. If Peyton Manning uses that nose-hair trimmer, it's good enough for me!
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Numbers and numbers... 6 consecutive 4,000+ passing yard seasons. 49 TDs in 2004 season. 4 to 1 TD/Interception ratio. 34,000 career passing yards so far. Over 240 career touchdowns. The only quarterback to throw a perfect game, and he did it THREE TIMES. "Peyton Manning in the shotgun. Ball snapped. He's scanning the field... Sees Harrison... Deep pass!... TOUCHDOWN!"
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Just won the damn Super Bowl! which proves he does not choke, and is an amazing player. Peyton Manning is statistically better than Troy Aikman, but theyre both some of the best qbs ever
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Hes either a God amongst mere mortals. OR A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady. Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning
Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice. Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning. Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night. Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi. |
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The greatest QB of all time. Statistically dominant, cannot be stopped by any defense and will continue to win Superbowls and break records until he retires. "I just played Peyton Manning in a game today."
"How many points did you lose by." "A lot." |
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way better QB than brady, despite his stats. Brady only wins cause he has a good team to back him up. TOM BRADY IS A FAGGOT PUSSY WHO RUNS FROM FIGHTS 1)Fight during 2007 Regular season patriots vs Steelers game
-Brady starts talking trash and is running away like a little pussy 2)There is a fumble right next to brady he steps back and lets everyone else deal with it. Peyton Manning wud get in there 3)Both Brady and Peyton Manning run with the ball. Brady slides down like a lil pussy and Peyton Manning tries to break through 4) Tom Brady stares at his Center's Ass a little too much. 5)Brady cries too fuckin much 6) He got girls pregnent and ran from them 7) Peyton Manning wud BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM |
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