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A fart unceremoniously released in church, reverberating off the pew to the shock and entertainment of those around.
John totally pewted during communion this morning!
by Moral Orators July 27, 2008
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the oposite of pwn, or bad. Randomly found, and turned into the greatest synonym for bad, trust me, you'll be saying it forever!!!
person a: Aww man, we did terrible in (insert game or other here)
person b: Thats total pewt!!
by Richard Ryder April 18, 2008
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MORALLY ROTTEN, BAD,VILE,DECOMPOSING
Inside the refrigerator was absolutley PEWT as there had been meat left inside with no power switched on for weeks.
by Marnstar August 31, 2015
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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