pew
Pew (1) - A bench for sitting, especially during religious proceedings

Pew (2) - An exclamation of moderate smelliness

Pew (3) - The sound a laser gun makes
(1) Sit in your pew and pay attention!

(2) Pew! someone farted!

(3) it was like, pew pew, and they were dead.
by JohnLannon November 15, 2008

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(Pussy Eating Withdrawal Syndrome)

the state of fiending for eating of a woman's lovely shebiscuit also known as the lady cake or vagina/pussy.
I could tell I was suffering from PEWS when all I could think about was going to town on her lady matter.

Female: "I could tell he had a severe case of PEWS because as soon as he went down on me I had crushed him with my thighs. That's how good it was"
by Raphael The Fiending Eater January 24, 2011

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PEW
Psycho Ex Wife
Janet busted out all of Tim's car windows last night. She is a real PEW.
by Jbreeze September 21, 2013

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PEW
Acronym. Pretending Everythings Wonderful, when it actually is not. Usually smells bad.
Worker 1: 'hey! hows it going?'

Worker 2: 'PEW!! Its an awesome day!'

Worker 1: 'whats that smell??'
by Pooperies90120 October 07, 2011

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Pew
The act of shitting and pissing at the same time
" I don't even have time to pew"
by Bartholonmew Cubbins April 16, 2015

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the noise one of those little space gun things make
' pew pew pew, WOAH he nearly got me that time'
by michaelababes December 23, 2008

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Pew
Pew is an onomatopœia that describes the sound that space guns make in the movie Star Wars. Often used by young pre-school aged boys, Pew can either be a verb or a noun.
Verb Form; I will pew you. Past tesnse form: Pewed

Noun form: I killed the bad guy with my pewer
by BadDad June 11, 2012

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