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9. pew
verb; to pew: obtain lift off by way of interstellar psychosis.
Upon taking a dissociative my brain went pew and I joined the ranks of greater philosophers alike!
1. pew
The action sound for punching, shooting a gun... etc.
Like when you were a kid and you made gun noises... pew pew pew
by Alex May 15, 2003 add a video
2. PEW
Psycho Ex Wife-
That guy has one PEW and I feel sorry for him.
3. pew
The sound laser guns make. Also, the sound that small, whimpy guns make.
Moar pew pew, less Q.Q!
4. pew
A bar stool, or a seat at a table in a bar or beer hall.

Ironic use of "pew," a church bench.
I'll go get the beer, you go find us a pew.
by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005 add a video
5. pew
a sound that people make when using a laser
LASERS GO PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
6. pew
Pew (1) - A bench for sitting, especially during religious proceedings

Pew (2) - An exclamation of moderate smelliness

Pew (3) - The sound a laser gun makes
(1) Sit in your pew and pay attention!

(2) Pew! someone farted!

(3) it was like, pew pew, and they were dead.
7. PEW
Acronym. Pretending Everythings Wonderful, when it actually is not. Usually smells bad.
Worker 1: 'hey! hows it going?'

Worker 2: 'PEW!! Its an awesome day!'

Worker 1: 'whats that smell??'
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