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(Pussy Eating Withdrawal Syndrome)

the state of fiending for eating of a woman's lovely shebiscuit also known as the lady cake or vagina/pussy.
I could tell I was suffering from PEWS when all I could think about was going to town on her lady matter.

Female: "I could tell he had a severe case of PEWS because as soon as he went down on me I had crushed him with my thighs. That's how good it was"
by Raphael The Fiending Eater January 24, 2011
 
1.
pew
The action sound for punching, shooting a gun... etc.
Like when you were a kid and you made gun noises... pew pew pew
by Alex May 15, 2003
 
2.
PEW
Psycho Ex Wife-
That guy has one PEW and I feel sorry for him.
by ImOver August 12, 2011
 
3.
Post-Election-Withdrawl-Syndrome:

The feeling of general depletion and emptiness in the few days after a presidential election. Caused by the sudden withdrawal of any campaign coverage, sound bites, or pictures of babies being kissed. May be accompanied by aimless clicking on news websites looking for something to read.

*NOTE: This condition has been observed in people whether their chosen candidate won or not.
Wife, to her Doctor: "I'm worried about my husband. Ever since the 4th, he's just been sitting at home wandering the New York Times and CNN for hours on end."

Doctor: "I wouldn't worry about it. He probably just has an acute case of PEWS. He should be back on his feet by the end of the week."
by Slunky1 November 06, 2008
 
4.
pew
The sound laser guns make. Also, the sound that small, whimpy guns make.
Moar pew pew, less Q.Q!
by Keil Alikzandr January 24, 2008
 
5.
pew! is the word for the sound of futuristic guns, because they actually go like "piiuu".
for example laserguns are doing the "pew!" if you fire them
by ahand September 12, 2006
 
6.
pew
A bar stool, or a seat at a table in a bar or beer hall.

Ironic use of "pew," a church bench.
I'll go get the beer, you go find us a pew.
by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005
 
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pew
a sound that people make when using a laser
LASERS GO PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
by kwtfineedanameandicantfindone December 03, 2008