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5.
That sexy blue skunk chick from Happy Tree Friends.
OMG! Petunia is soooo friggin sexy! I'd fuck her any night!
by Scott McCullough July 30, 2005
 
1.
Another word for vagina.
Mainly used by parents when having "the talk" with their daughters.
Keep the boners away from your petunia!!!
by Milot October 21, 2004
 
2.
1. n. A beauty of great proportions.
2. n. Everyone's favorite.
3. n. Adorable, sweet.
4. n. A true love of dogs.
"She is the spitting image of petunia."
"Petunia shines in my heart!"
by Miss Liv Ashlyn March 18, 2009
 
3.
The name of Little Pete's left forearm tattoo from the television series "The Adventures of Pete & Pete," depicting a woman in a red dress. Is frequently made to "dance" by Little Pete.
Dance, Petunia, dance!
by John October 07, 2008
 
4.
1. a flower of the purple color
2. british slang for "great"
Person 1: That was a petunia cup of tea
Person 2: Righto, mate!

Person 1: I'd like some petunias
Person 2: Okay I'll go pick some
by marcus4321 November 26, 2011
 
6.
a backstabbing, rude, shallow, overweight women who cares about nobody but herself.
i can't believe what a petunia she is.
by mr kennedy001 June 16, 2009
 
7.
An adjective to describe someone who is a bit "off". Worse than a geek but better than a retard. Also can be used to describe a blatant homosexual.
I saw Clay Aiken walking down in the village yesterday....what a petunia!
by Jammer69 May 17, 2005