Petes Nose 

This kid named Peter's nose, it is enormous. Can be used as reference of size to anything that is huge.

Did you see that sky scraper? Yea it was as big as Petes Nose.

Billy Mays' beard was as big as Pete's Nose.

Petes Nose by Gti KId July 6, 2009

petes' mom

Used as a substitute for Your Mom jokes. May be used by family members or close friends, when "Your Mom" would otherwise be inappropriate.

You have a little Dick! That's not what Petes' Mom said last night .

petes' mom by TheRealBoterf9 October 31, 2017

petes ya 

pizza

damn, that was some good petes ya

petes ya by goobzy July 4, 2015

petes dragon 

Similar to a "tea bag" however, its focus is on dragging DRAGON your penisPETER, across the face of your preferably very close friend/partner/well humored family member while they are sleeping/blacked out from chemical intoxication. (For your own safety DO NOT attempt this on someone who is trying to sleep off a bender of coke and or meth). It wont turn out well for anyone.

Check out this pic of PETES DRAGON visiting you last night!

petes dragon by Pleidese February 5, 2020

Jeezle-Petes 

An obscure expression heard mainly in the mid-west. A way for these humble folks living out in the bible belt to experience the ultimate stress reliever; sighing "Jesus Christ", without the feeling like they are taking the lord's name in vain.

Cashier: That'd be $299 please
Hoosier: JEEZLE-PETES! Thanks Obama...

Jeezle-Petes by xenomorph8472 September 17, 2014

fat petes 

a nice big arse

man that chick has some nice fat petes

fat petes by Lord Thos August 23, 2018

st petes

St Petes village is a small town in SE Pennsylvania, where hippies from all over meet regularly to engage in "Hippy Activities"

there is rock jumping, trail hiking, pot smoking, creek swimming, a rope swing, huge quarry, endless fun...

Must Bring: Friends, Drums/Guitars, Drugs, Munchies, Blunts/Papers/Pipes

St Petes is a super chill place to relax with friends and do whatever you want,graffiti, swimming, hiking, hack circles, drum circles, mushroom rock

st petes by dandysmokesherb February 12, 2008