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The main character and father from Family Guy. Peter is a fart champion as seen many times in the show. Peter didn't get gas until age 30 but has been making up for it ever since with lethal, putird farts. Memorable Moments: In "The King Is Dead" Peter rips a long fart onstage, causing the audience to clap (although some passout from the stench). While inside a small plastic box, Peter ripped a mean, morning fart causing himself to passout. In "Play It Again Brian" Peter wakes up from a hangover and greets the day, along with poor Lois and Brian Griffin, with a long beer fart which stinks up the whole hotel room. He once defeated fuckhole Micheal Moore in a bathroom showdown. But his favorite target is Meg. Peter has farted on Meg countless times, a few times up her nose, once in her open mouth and once chasing her around the kitchen before she threw up. But Peter's best moment when sharing his gas with Meg is in "Bango Was His Name-O". He locks Meg in a car, windows up, with him. He procedes to fart many times forcing Meg to "love the gas". She eventually passes out and Peter adds one more fart to her face before leaving the gas chamber. Peter Is Without a doubt A FARTING GOD!!!!!!!!
Peter Griffin Is So Gassy, Meg Is Lucky To Have That Gas Shared With Her.
by ghorg August 24, 2010
 
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wow that's cool peter griffin rox
by Luke93 April 13, 2007
 
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Main character from the hit show Family Guy. Resides in Quahoq, Rhode Island (Formerly known as Petoria.) Husband to Lois Griffin with three children: Meg, Chris, and Stewie. Extremely rude, vulgar man with strict views on the world. Resides in his own un-defined state of mind.
They got a chair that frea-kin' talks, Holy Crap!
by LordRemus November 01, 2004
 
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Age: 42
Occupation: Factory worker / Fisherman

Peter is the man of the house, although only by default. He is married to Lois, the woman he fell instantly in love with when he first saw her at her Aunt's summer house where he was working as a towel boy.

He is a bit slow at taking in information and often makes rash decissions. If Peter tries to sort out a bad situation, it usually gets worse.

Peter is employed at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory in Quahog by Mr. Weed. His favorite past-times are drinking beer with his friends at the Drunken Clam, and watching television.
Peter Griffin is great charcter on family who really keeps the show going.
by d'fo April 21, 2004
 
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The main character of the show Family Guy, the man of the Griffin family. Works in the Happy-Go-Lucky toy factory, and hangs out with his friends Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.
"Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me."
by --Meatwad-- November 26, 2004
 
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A completely clueless fat retard without a thought in his mind of what hes doing or why he's doing it.
Man that guy is a peter griffin.
by Laciee March 22, 2008
 
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main character of the best show out there....Family Guy
Pea....tear....griffin....Peter Griffin!
by ill bavid March 14, 2005
 
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The absolute best animated character ever. He stars in the absolute best animated show ever, Family Guy. I am obsessed with that show. If anyone disses Family Guy in my presence, I become very, very angry, and generally do things that I later regret.

Peter Griffin lives with his wife, Lois, and his three kids, Chris, Meg and Stewie, in Quahog, Rhode Island (and sometimes Petoria). He works at Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory.

I salute him.
One of Peter Griffin's quotes:

"But still this house is freak-in' sweeeeeeeeeet!!"
by Ben Kenobi May 29, 2005