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"I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter beater."
by someone March 18, 2004
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I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter-beater.
by someone March 18, 2004
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this is a toilet/toilet lid that if not held up with a free hand or a leg , will fall down down, usually mid-stream and smack your penis on the way down.
be careful using that toilet, it's a peter beater.
by frank n. beans May 09, 2006
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One who beats his peter, meat, dick, etc.
pete the peterbeater inspired the chant, "Pete Pete beats his meat"
by Team Volvo August 22, 2003
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A wood stick or rod, used for the specific purpose of beating a person or persons named Peter
Peter, i swear to God dont make me take out my peter beater!
by Stage Crew September 20, 2006
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Another name for a man's hands.
Hey, check out the peter beaters on that guy! It looks like he's carrying two bunches of bananas!
by mck681s February 29, 2012
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