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When you hear a story from Craig (aka The Dribbler, Lip Service, The Oracle) that is so far fetched that not even a worm would believe it the story has been "Dribblerfied" "I once hit a golf ball into the clubhouse, through the door, bounced into the microwave and onto the pie, I had to play the shot from the inside of the microwave!!!!!" the dribbler said.
When a story starts with "At John Sands........" a dribblerfied story will follow "I once did an Offensive driving course at Calder (race track). We drove the then brand new Monaros with Peter Brock(a late Aussie car racing legend). I did faster lap times than Peter Brock. I was doing 280km/h around a corner and had it up on two wheels, the car was leaning that much that I could've touched the road if the window was open." Some perfect examples of a dribblerfied story!!!!!! |
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| 2. | weeping willy | ||
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Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick. Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.
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| 3. | Treweek | ||
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A Treweek is someone that insists on inserting Lynx cans up his arse.
They become very furious when objects are taken away from them that are the right size for the arsehole. Once furious, they tend to start to fist them selves resulting in shit everywhere. Not only this, once in their furious state they start moving around very stiff and are thrusting their arms in a "rooting" mode. Treweek's tend to dribble alot once furious and can tend to crack teeth from clenching to hard. Benny; WTF? Why is there shit all up the wall in the bathroom?
Blaine; Fuckin Peter did a Treweek. Benny; This turns me fucking on hard core SHIT |
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| 4. | shooting ropes | ||
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During a male orgasm the ejaculatory fluid is release from the penis with strong force in large streams. It is not a dribble and they travel a decent distance, anywhere from 8 inches up to several feet. Peter North is famous for shooting ropes. Dude, when I finally finished I was shooting ropes all over her.
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| 5. | shooting ropes | ||
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During a male orgasm the ejaculatory fluid is release from the penis with strong force in large streams. It is not a dribble and they travel a decent distance, approximately 10 inches to several feet. Peter North is famous for shooting ropes. Dude, when I finally finished I was shooting ropes all over her.
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| 6. | Randy West | ||
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The diametric opposite of what a male porn star should be. A textbook example of low or non-existent sperm count; it appears his testicles simply stopped functioning sometime around 1978. His cumshots have been accurately described as "scrotum dust" by his female co-workers.
The phrase "Randy West" can also be used as a euphemism in polite conversation for "exceedingly small penis" or "impotent." Doctors sometimes jokingly refer to the medical condition Retrograde Ejaculation as "The Randy West Syndrome." ex: Peter North - Large cock; huge cumshots Randy West - Small cock; dribble, dribble Trivia: Jewish, real name Andy Abrams. Jews are sometimes categorized as having small penises, and unfortunately, Randy West fulfills this stereotype perfectly. Thank G-d Ron Jeremy exists as a counterbalance. Antonyms: studly, real man My ex-husband could never please me sexually; he's just another Randy West.
Dr. Rosenbaum's groundbreaking paper titled "The Randy West Syndrome" was published in the New England Journal of Medicine and offered new hope for sufferers of Retrograde Ejaculation, . "A veteran of 800 pornos, Randy West, 48, is wrinkling around the edges. He has an average-size dick and pathetic dribbling cum shots." --Luke Ford, Jewish porn reviewer |
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