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Just recently I posted the following note very low on my refrigerator door.
"Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and
contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.
Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a
claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that
aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing
me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I
fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a
ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to
each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible I also know
that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the
other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by
some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw
under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the
same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -
canine/feline attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other
dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough."
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on
the front door:
"TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't (2) If you don't want their hair on
your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it
'fur'-niture. (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters
who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4)
normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don't
hang out with drug-using people; (7) don't smoke or drink, (8) don't
want to wear your clothes, (9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get
pregnant, you can sell their children."
- Is there anything interesting at the pet store?
- Yep, there are a couple of alligators on sale.
by alvit May 15, 2009

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Someone who is very compassionate and caring for you. They will do literally anything for you no matter what. Just like a dog, they are very loyal and will always come back even if you've hurt them. Pets are a great friend to have and will do everything to make you smile and won't give up until they have. If your a pet you are pretty determined for people who are worth the time. If you have a pet they are better than a best friend, they are great companions for everything. If you need anything your pet will be there with you through your ups and downs. If you are sad, just call over your pet and they will be a shoulder for you to cry on.
I'll be your pet whenever you need me
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Post Ejaculatory Trauma - The physical and emotional come down after male ejaculation that results in a feeling of digust for pornography, sex and even women in their most sexual form.
"Mate, had a horrible evening."
"Oh yeah?"
"Had a great wank but had massive P.E.T. man. I felt like shit."
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Post ejaculation trauma.

The period of intense regret a guy aften feels immediately after ejaculation. It's intensity depends upon what he was fantasising about / fucking / watching immediately prior to ejaculation.
1. "I was jacking off to some hardcore GGG bukakke porn but as soon as I came the PET kicked in big time, that shit is disguisting"




2. "Hey did you nail that fat chick last night, you seemed to be well into her?"

"Yeah I was, but had instant PET and had to get out of there, she was rank"
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Something or someone who is pushed around and is used as a companion.
I used my boyfriend as a pet.
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This is a fictional character made up after when one's mother writes "Don't put dishes in the sink" and I random word is though of. The pull stop at the eat of the word is integral to the whole use of the word. Only to be used in awkward situations. Especially on MSN when you either do not know what to say next or when no one has spoken in a while.
"Yeah, I hate that dude"
*Both do not talk for ages*
"pet."
"lololololololol"
Or, "pet."
"lololololol, let's go ruin some forums"
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1. Positron Emission Tomography (or Peritoneal equilibration test) - A special type of X-ray using a radioactive dye which shows areas of the brain that have a higher or lower metabolism than normal. It can sometimes be used when an MRI scan alone is inconclusive.

2. Polyethylene terephthalate - A thermoplastic commonly used for film and also clear plastic bottles.

3. Pupil Evaluation Team - The team responsible for developing the special education service plan for children age 5 to 20.
1. To have a PET Scan.

2. The bottle was made of PET.

3. Get the PET to sort it out.
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someone who is kept by a wealthy person
I don't really like that guy. I'm just his pet.
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