girl 2: yeah but they're my pet freshmen
Junior (Miranda): CALLIE, MY AMAZING PET-FRESHMAN I HOPE THIS COUNTS AS AN EXTRA-AWESOME BIRTHDAY GIFT! I mean getting put in an example for urban dictionary? whats more badass then that?
Pet-Freshman (Callie): OMG MIRANDA YOU'RE SUCH AN AWESOME JUNIOR ITS RIDICULOUS! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!
Senior (Michael): Man, my stupid pet freshman blows. i should have chosen someone cool like Callie.
Pet-Freshman (Conor): But Michael i tried so-ooo penny! *runs away*
Junior/Senior: Pet Freshman! Go kill the other pet freshman!
Pet Freshman: KAH-MAY-HA-MAY-HAAAA! *pet freshman dies*