Pervy Sage 

What Naruto calls Jiraiya-sensei during his moments of sexual perversion and doing his research for his new book Come Come Pardise.

See Come Come Paradise

Naruto: Hey pervy sage! Stop looking at the girls, get over here, and help me with my training!

Pervy Sage by Andreasantoni May 23, 2008

Pervy Draft 

The gust of wind that (due to air pressure and wind outside your open window) blows your door open whilst you are in the middle of undressing, leading you to think that someone is undesirably entering while you change.

*Door creaks open*
"Don't come in, I'm naked! Gah I said stop it you... oh... you Pervy Draft"

Pervy Draft by BrIeGd August 17, 2011

Pervy Lurker 

can be used in almost any instance. A pervy lurker is someone who is either pervy, lurkerish, creepy, weird, or any other adjective causing you to laugh at the fact that they creep people out.

"Check out that pervy lurker...ew!"

Pervy Lurker by Prebbler October 3, 2006

Pervy 

Referring to a person that is into all that dirty shit.

"OMG, Jeff is so pervy, me kept looking at my boobs yesterday".

Pervy by yadayoot September 24, 2018

Perveyor of premium coffees 

Somebody, a perv, who enjoys coffee enemas. Just for the heck of it or because of the deep cleansing effect before anal sex.

Howard is a perveyor of premium coffees. After his Starbucks experience he likes to spray paint the wall behind the toilet while he bends over and shouts "Onwards Howard".

Perveyor of premium coffees by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008

Pervyglomps

Okay, so "glomping" someone is where you tackle and hug them, right? Pervyglomps is that, but with a creepy sexual overtone.

Hunter Green pervyglomps Krishva, who responds by macing him and then kicking him in the crotch while he's on the ground struggling to breathe.

Pervyglomps by Hunter Green June 6, 2004

Pervy Wanker

The phrase is a play off "pervert" and "to wank." Literally, means someone who masturbates with perverted qualities. It is often used in a playful sense to label someone who is not shy about hiding his sexual appetite.

Can also be used negatively to label someone as a chronic masturbater or someone with immoral sexual desires; however, it is more often used in a playful sense.

Look at that old dude flirting with all of those young girls, what a pervy wanker.

Pervy Wanker by Skeeloiii March 20, 2011