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Pervus
(noun) A person who is rude,immature, and/or perverted. An insult, it describes a person with multiple undesirable traits or someone you just cannot stand. A combination of pervert and anus.(plural: pervi)
Pervus by Celeste G. February 23, 2008
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pervousity by sophiexxlou April 2, 2010
Pervous
An adjective to describe a person or specific mannerism that is awkward to the extent that it makes you uncomfortable. A combination of the the words "permanently" and "nervous" (i.e. that person makes me permanently nervous). Synonyms include creepy, weird & awkward. Note that you can like and may even be friends with people who are pervous (e.g. Christopher Walken)
Example 1: People who are socially awkward - e.g. People who share too much information in an inappropriate forum are pervous. Similarly, people with whom you regularly share an uncomfortable silence are pervous.
Example 2: People with really weird physical mannerisms - e.g. A person who blinks a lot and reminds you of a ventriloquist dummy is pervous.
Example 3: People who either stare too much or avoid eye contact altogether - e.g. A person who you always say hi to in the hallway at work, but avoids eye contact and doesn't acknowledge you is pervous.
Example 4: Close talkers and people who have no sense of someone else's personal space are pervous
Example 5: Creepy or molestory people are pervous
Celebrity examples: Richard Simmons, Christopher Walken, Gary Coleman, Flavor Flav, William Hung, Carrot Top, Bronson Pinchot (aka Balki Bartokomous), Pauly Shore, James Spader, Verne Troyer (aka Mini Me), Milton from the movie Office Space, Chris Kattan, Joanie Laurer (aka China Doll), Cillian Murphy, William Shatner
Example 2: People with really weird physical mannerisms - e.g. A person who blinks a lot and reminds you of a ventriloquist dummy is pervous.
Example 3: People who either stare too much or avoid eye contact altogether - e.g. A person who you always say hi to in the hallway at work, but avoids eye contact and doesn't acknowledge you is pervous.
Example 4: Close talkers and people who have no sense of someone else's personal space are pervous
Example 5: Creepy or molestory people are pervous
Celebrity examples: Richard Simmons, Christopher Walken, Gary Coleman, Flavor Flav, William Hung, Carrot Top, Bronson Pinchot (aka Balki Bartokomous), Pauly Shore, James Spader, Verne Troyer (aka Mini Me), Milton from the movie Office Space, Chris Kattan, Joanie Laurer (aka China Doll), Cillian Murphy, William Shatner
Pervous by Dan Marcus September 13, 2008
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Pernus Bernus by MagicPickle July 27, 2012
Pervus
The legendary secret agent who brought down the evil child molester known only as Chester. Pervus, a small oily man brought to life by the great God Mick was a connosseur of the finer things in life: namely, lesbian porn. Pervus turned evil and conquered the world of Lesbia only to be defeated by the great hero Arlo the Racist and his band of ghosts. He was forgiven for his sins by Mick and now lives in Valhalla fighting evil child molesters and jacking off to lesbian porn.
Pervus by varietylevel13 March 26, 2004