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Pervasaurus 

A nickname for a boy who is pervy or hits on or teases many girls in insulting ways, most specifically in math class.
Man, that pervasaurus next to me is such a douche!

pervousity 

The act or state of interpreting words or phrases in a perverted way.
When he said, "That's what she said," it was a major act of pervousity.
pervousity by sophiexxlou April 2, 2010

Pervacious

Actions that would be deemed as perverted. A personality trait that has a perverted slant.
Bob is Pervacious and makes my girlfriend uncomfortable.
An adjective to describe a person or specific mannerism that is awkward to the extent that it makes you uncomfortable. A combination of the the words "permanently" and "nervous" (i.e. that person makes me permanently nervous). Synonyms include creepy, weird & awkward. Note that you can like and may even be friends with people who are pervous (e.g. Christopher Walken)
Example 1: People who are socially awkward - e.g. People who share too much information in an inappropriate forum are pervous. Similarly, people with whom you regularly share an uncomfortable silence are pervous.

Example 2: People with really weird physical mannerisms - e.g. A person who blinks a lot and reminds you of a ventriloquist dummy is pervous.

Example 3: People who either stare too much or avoid eye contact altogether - e.g. A person who you always say hi to in the hallway at work, but avoids eye contact and doesn't acknowledge you is pervous.

Example 4: Close talkers and people who have no sense of someone else's personal space are pervous

Example 5: Creepy or molestory people are pervous

Celebrity examples: Richard Simmons, Christopher Walken, Gary Coleman, Flavor Flav, William Hung, Carrot Top, Bronson Pinchot (aka Balki Bartokomous), Pauly Shore, James Spader, Verne Troyer (aka Mini Me), Milton from the movie Office Space, Chris Kattan, Joanie Laurer (aka China Doll), Cillian Murphy, William Shatner
Pervous by Dan Marcus September 13, 2008

pervacious

To engage in a perverted act or to describe something that is perverted or a person.
Hey you are so pervacious...
Mmmm that sex was deeply pervacious...
That skirt is so pervaciously cool!
pervacious by Demoni September 8, 2005

pervasaur 

An eldery pervert. Most likely impotent but often seen flirting with baristas and waitresses.
Oh my god, this pervasaur sitting next to me on the bus just tried to grope me when the bus lurched.