| 1. | Peru, Illinois | ||
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Peru is a city nestled in the heart of the illinois valley. by far peru is the largest and has multiple stores such as walmart, target, peru mall, kmart, hobby lobby, mendards etc. peru also has many restaurants such as culvers, buffalo wild wings, apple bees etc. with all these attractions, peru is pretty boring. the mall has almost no stores but a movie theater. peru also has a bowling ally which most of the time is occupied by leagues.
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Teenagers/adolecents from peru often see themselves as higher on the social chain than those from lasalle or oglesby. They become quite offended if mistaken to be from a different city. Peru children go to LaSalle-Peru township highschool, home of the Cavaliers. The Cavs, as the are nicknamed, have a kick ass volleyball team, basketball teams, baseball/softball teams. The football team is often a dissapointment, but some years the boys do quite well. Football games and Basketball games are Lp's main attraction. They have a pretty good arts division as well. However due to budget cuts, Lp is without an agricultural program The Cavs are known for their rowdy and supportive superfans who wear ridiculous costumes at all home basketball and football games. Lps biggest rivals are geneseo, streator, and of course OTTAWA |
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| 2. | LaSalle-Peru | ||
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Two towns right next to each other in the Illinois Valley. Characterized by dozens of bars and dozens of churches. One of the only places in America where you can go to Sunday mass then have happy hour next door. Everyone from the age of 11 and up drinks. As for entertainment, there is not really too much to do...other than drink. Every year the high school baseball team does very well. The football stadium resembles one that belongs to a division 1 college, but not nearly as good as a division 1 school. Before going to football games, all the students get drunk. Then after, they get drunk. The LaSalle-Peru Cavaliers= Let's Party Havabeers
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| 3. | La Salle | ||
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It is a town in central Illinois that consists of around 9,000 people, the majority are dark-skinned, 10-year-old sluts, pedophiles, and stoners. There is not much to do in La Salle. Often, it is compared to Peru, and it even received the pseudonym "The Shitty Version of Peru". In my eyes, it's the shittiest town in Illinois. Damn, I'd rather live in Streator than La Salle.
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| 4. | La Salle | ||
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It is a town in central Illinois that consists of around 9,000 people, the majority are fully-developed, 10-year-old sluts, pedophiles, and stoners. There is not much to do in La Salle. Often, it is compared to Peru, and it received the pseudonym "The Shitty Version of Peru". In my eyes, it's the shittiest town in the United States. Damn, I'd rather live in Streator than La Salle.
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