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Pertwee coma 

A self-induced healing coma you go into when you’re physically or mentally exhausted, whether by a severe injury or sensory overload. Usually lasts between 10 minutes to an hour. During that time, you’re unconscious with some occasional delirium. May involve self-freezing. It feels like a nice nap and it always leaves you feeling refreshed afterwards.

Named after the Third Doctor himself who would often do this after going through serious physical or mental trauma, pissing off Jo in the process.
The perfect storm of jet-lag, seasickness, and heat exhausted me so much that I went into one of those Pertwee comas.
Pertwee coma by popsicleprincess January 14, 2023
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peter petweeter

Noun-An abnormally small penis. Usually under 5 inches. The name insinuates its cuteness.
Brenda-"Awww, look at the lil' peter petweeter. It's so cute!"
Brad-"I would prefer if you didn't call Mr. Bigglesworth cute."

(Note, talking baby talk to a slong is usually considered a no-no for fear of insulting its owner, yet always tempting.)
peter petweeter by geniusH August 6, 2006
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Big Dick,Big Balls,Very Buff,Sexy,Athletic. But only if you have it as a last name. A Perteet is very secret about his life but tells his friends DIFFERENT and he is always happy but secretly depressed.
"Damn What are you a Perteet"?
perteet by Luna G. xXx May 21, 2018

Pretween 

Bullshit word used to describe all sixth-graders. This word is also used to cancel dating and crushes among fifth- and sixth-graders, even though they'd say it's cute if they're any younger.
Girl 1: "I really like John, but Sammy's just so cute."
Boy 1: "But isn't Sammy dating—"
Teacher: "No, you don't like anyone and you aren't dating anyone—you're just pretweens."
Boy 2: "Did you just say pre-TWEEN?"
Girl 2: "She did!"
Boy 3: "But that doesn't exist."
Pretween by Dr. A. February 24, 2020
When someone "tweets" on Twitter the second part of what they had to say first because their statement was longer than 140 characters. So when their followers read it, the two tweets read down uninterrupted, and consequentially make more sense.
I had to tweet about the movie I saw, But I just couldn't shorten it to 140 characters. So I pretweeted.
pretweet by ScottNash April 4, 2010

pretween 

something made by 10-12 year olds to make fun of little kids
8 Year old: *Spills paint all over the floor*
12 Year old: OMG ur such a pretween!!!!!!!!!!!
pretween by uwusmolpotato June 23, 2021
Perween is a noun it means a crown made of gold
Perween gets all the boys in school

Perween is my sister
Perween by Urhomei July 30, 2019