A place in Australia where good bands avoid going to to perform...for some apparent reason which I don't know about.
Random 1: Hey, do you know if Panic! At the Disco are coming to Perth?

Random 1's friend:Probably not; it's Perth for god sake!
#australia #bands #none #disco #perth
by Rainbow Donut Killer April 29, 2012
Perth may be a city in Australia, but it is also a city in Scotland. Not the most exciting place in the world but we live with it :)
hey, whats that city near dundee thats a bit small to be a city?

Youre thinking of perth, man
#perth #scotland #magic #awesome #dull
by miss-smiley-em April 06, 2010
That one Australian city that everyone forgets about
Perth? What's that?
#what #is #that #place #again
by epicsmiley14 March 28, 2015
The place where all musicians forget exists
I wanted to go see Coldplay, but they aren't coming to Perth...
by Immy707 November 12, 2015
The capital of Western Australia. Claimed to have the best lifestyle in the western world, otherwise known as "summer," "beach" and "bottle shop". Besides that, Perth consists of a lot of freeways cutting through a huge neutron-bombed suburban desert, zero night life, the highest burglary rate in the country, a corrupt police force and government, millions of whining english immigrants, and a lot of ugly concrete buildings.
"Excuse me constable, somebody just stole all my stuff from my hotel room."

"Are you calling me a thief mate? Piss off or we'll fit you up for a murder and a couple of bank robberies."

"Geez, Tony drove to the pine forest and gassed him and his whole family with a hosepipe from the exhaust."

"Yeah well that's what the Perth suburbs can do to you."
#suburbs #pissed #poms #swan river #coopbelup #canning vale
by drongoman March 24, 2009
A crappy little town located west of Ottawa Ontario.Very simmilar to Perth Australia, (according to Urban dictionary)but insted of drunken Aborginies and gangs.It has gangs of couch mamma's and drunken rednecks that spend thier welfare cheques on coke and booze. Whom also partake in petty small time crime's like stealing and selling your grandma's pain meds,car hopping,and having sex with your cousin.Which is probably due to the bordem again simmilar to Perth Australia.Perth is full of ignorant small minded fools who can't stand to hear that any body is doing any better than them, and will sometimes even go as far as to sabotage the sucessfull.
OYEZ! OYEZ! OYEZ!
PERTH IS THE WORST!!!
#pert #perks #earth #worst #perthite
by R.A.C BABY May 02, 2011
place. Semi-aquatic Australian city of almost mythological beauty. Tall spires arise from the surf's edge and mobile causeways transport tourists past the grist mills and anorak factories to wide white surf beaches calm enough for the kiddies.

Settled largely by Greek farmers rather than transported labourers, Perth became a magnet for muticulturism and sailing regattas as well as an oasis for the non-sporting types.

Iconic buildings such as the South Perth Magistrates Courthouse and the Wallaby enclosure at the Banamara Zoo dot the landscape and attract the bemused stares of visitors.

The America's Cup yacht race was once held near Perth but those heady days of glory are on hiatus just now.

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After a long trek across the Western desert it's almost comforting to see the spires of Perth in the distance.

Too right mate. Pass me some kangale from the grubsack
#woola #kanga #crikey #canberra #hobart
by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
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