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perth is most laid back city in the world, probably deserves its title of dullsville, but cott in summer is still pretty damn joy. don't drink EB. just don't do it. ever.
i live in perth, i'm a west aussie.
by geoff gallop, : ( May 24, 2006
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Perth may be a city in Australia, but it is also a city in Scotland. Not the most exciting place in the world but we live with it :)
hey, whats that city near dundee thats a bit small to be a city?

Youre thinking of perth, man
by miss-smiley-em April 06, 2010
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Derogatory nickname for a dimwitted person, mainly used by people living on the East Coast of Australia.
"Why do you call him Perth? His name is Mark"

"Because he's always two hours behind"
by Tightass November 10, 2006
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Perth is the best and most iscolated city in Australia. It is the capital city of its largest state. Perth has the best landscape and weather, with great beaches and mostly sunny days.

The people in perth are usually easy going and laid-back, (There are alot of hot guys in perth =)). There seem to be heaps of aboriginals, especially in the balga area. Most of these Aboriginals are druggies, or like to attack people in their spare time, but the rest of the population doesn't really take any notice of them.

People in perth generally spend their spare time at the beach, or shopping. The city is a popular place for gangs of teenagers to go shopping, as is the Galleria(Morely) and Karrinup. In the city there are often gangs of 'emos' that hang around and do nothing.

Overall, perth is a great city. The people are very laid back. Even though they provide more than half the countrys money, and get nothing in return. If your looking for somewhere that has great beaches, great weather, (hot guys!) and awesome people, perth is the place for you!

"Where can i go to for good beaches, good weather, hot guys and cool people?"

"PERTH!!!"
by blondette_pride December 04, 2007
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The capital of Western Australia. Claimed to have the best lifestyle in the western world, otherwise known as "summer," "beach" and "bottle shop". Besides that, Perth consists of a lot of freeways cutting through a huge neutron-bombed suburban desert, zero night life, the highest burglary rate in the country, a corrupt police force and government, millions of whining english immigrants, and a lot of ugly concrete buildings.
"Excuse me constable, somebody just stole all my stuff from my hotel room."

"Are you calling me a thief mate? Piss off or we'll fit you up for a murder and a couple of bank robberies."

"Geez, Tony drove to the pine forest and gassed him and his whole family with a hosepipe from the exhaust."

"Yeah well that's what the Perth suburbs can do to you."
by drongoman March 24, 2009
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The state of "Excitement." - or so their slogan says...

Although, anyone who's ever been to Perth for longer than a week would realise the irony in this.
Person 1 : So, how's Perth?

Person 2 : ...Meh.
by Imakoo August 18, 2005
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Exceptionally small, isolated city in Western Australia.

Perth has a quaint "village" feel to it. This means that you see the same people all the time, and everything you do is remembered.

Perth is filled with drunken, violent Aborigines. They typically engage in small-time crime such as muggings and assault, but they travel in large packs. The majority of the white population has an inherent racism towards Aborigines that is not unfounded. Very few Aborigines do anything useful with their lives other than chew up welfare funds. The State government is then preoccupied with "law and order" at any election - ie move-on notices, public drinking fines, youth curfews, etc. most of which are targeted at Aborigines.

For a small city Perth has strangely violent inhabitants. It's not uncommon for a bar fight to turn into a murder very quickly. This could be attributed to the boredom.

Typical Perth people are alcoholic, small-minded, arrogant people. They follow the latest trends yet cannot stand it when somebody is successful. To be successful in Perth you have to know the right people, which means sucking up a lot.

Perth is plagued by boredom. As a result the teenagers and young adults abuse drugs and alcohol on a vast scale. Weekends consist of getting written-off on booze (Beer is the fave) and attempting to recover before work on monday.

The general population has a strange fascination with the 5 outlaw motorcycle gangs (God's Garbage, Coffin Cheaters, Club Deroe's, Gypsy Jokers, Rebels) who kill each other over the drug turf. This is about the only interesting thing that happens in the "underworld".

Perth has beautiful weather that makes the summer an excellent time for water-sports.

Generally, the people in Perth want to leave and go on to bigger and better things.
Ay cunt, give me ya fuckin' wallet! You want me to bust ya hole, cunt?

"Hey timbo, what you doing tonight mate?"'Getting on the piss mate!' "Fucken' oath eh!"

Perth is a dump! I can't wait until I can leave this shithole for Sydney or New York.
by mullet56 June 02, 2006
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