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When a guy tries to be discreet when another guy is present in the room during personal pleasure. It is performed by turning on one side towards the wall and slowly bringing a sheet over one's head. A laptop or magazine is most likely present.
While Chris was browsing through his music collection, Tim decided to pull the TUCK 'N ROLL and Chris decided to leave the room...awkward.
1. Any discussion with someone when they claim great theoretical or hypothetical; not practical, realistic, or directly useful knowledge designed to make themselves feel good, and to leave you feeling like a sticky mess.
2. Any discussion where claimed knowledge is discussed where the discussion is of great personal pleasure for the Academic Masturbator, but any others find it offensive and gross.
1. The public debate was railroaded by some bigot that just spewed hours of academic masturbation.
2. I hate having her in our study group since all she offers is academic masturbation.
THREE EXAMPLES OF ACADEMIC MASTURBATION:
Four Year Old Example: My daddy is better than your daddy because he's a fireman. Besides, you're a poopoo head.
Dungeon and Dragons Example: There is no way your 3 hit-die Orc could kill my level 3 Halfling thief! (four hour argument ensues)
Theology Example: The end is coming soon and God will kill you heathen scum that heretically believe that the earth is over 6,000 years old. Furthermore, I am NOT an animal!
A highly attuned, sexually adept & skilful lady known to those she chooses to share her time with as SJ. She possesses the ability to cum on demand (usually hers), and often for prolonged periods when experiencing a hightened state of arousal. This gift is usually initiated by contentment, but is sometimes triggered by sensory stimulation. A connoisseur of personal pleasure. The one who has mastered beatitude and rapture.
That one known as SJ can cum and cum, if she's horny enough. She's a right Cumsmith when she gets going she is, fuck me..look at the state she's got herself in again. How could anyone male or female not want to help her out a little?
A certain room, it could be at ones house or work. used to masturbate in privacy. usually filled with comfortable furniture such as a bed or couch. also may include, but not limited to playboy magazines and other types of pornographic images, porn videos, internet porn, and a large t.v. For ones personal pleasure, there may also be lubricants or lotion.
"Dude I need to go to my masturbatory to work of this woody of mine."
1. The act of taking a large pinch of chewing tobacco and inserting into a partner's anus, and "packing" the chew into a partner's anal cavity.*
2. May also be used for personal pleasure by pushing the chew into one's anus with their thumb.*
*(Each act will result in the recipient of the chew in the anus to experience a form of extreme euphoria)
1. I gave a bitch a muzzleloader the other night, only to have her puke all over my sheets.
2. Whenever my masturbation sessions get boring, I like to give myself a muzzleloader with cherry Skoal.
One who uses an excessive amount of plates for personal pleasure or for the annoyance of the dishwasher at any given restaurant/buffet.
Observer: "Josh, you're such a plate whore."
Josh: "Oh yeah I like my plates, they make eatin feel soooo goood"
Systemism is an extension of Ethical Egosim which not only states that an individual's own personal pleasure ought to be their highest goal, but also adds that the pleasure of others has a large positive effect on their own pleasure.
Systemists pursue the pleasure of others for their own sake.