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A caucasian (racial type) ethnic group from the country of Iran(previously Persia, Pars) located in euro/asia in the sw asian region. Previously persians were zoroastrians until 632 arabs invaded persia and conqured the section that which is now Iraq. The persians got the Iranian side of the country back in 852 under the samanid dynasty. They forced islam and by the 15th century the rest of the 50% of the population was forced to be muslims. Persians or Aryans speak Farsi/Parsi although modern persian is about 20-30 loaned from arabic, french, turk and russian.
this is all the truth.
by khashayar April 12, 2005
Someone who is too chicken to call himself Iranian.
person1: that's an interesting accent...where are you from?
person2: I'm Persian!
person1: Didn't you guys like take few of our Americans as hostages?
person2: oh no, dumbass those were Iranians. I am Persian like the kitty cat(makes a 'meowww' sound) or the rug...
person1: oh k whatever..
by gooker September 22, 2007
A person of the great Aryan race.
Usually fair skinned but have dark hair.
There are many variations depending on what province they are from.
E.G people from Hormozgan province will most likely have olive skin and black hair. Whereas people from Ardabil will have fair skin and brown/black/blonde hair.

Eye colours are usually Brown or Blue. Green is uncommon.
Rich culture
by Juter December 18, 2003
Unfortunately Persians as well as everyone else from the the middle east are now the "next" black people. all people are now using deragetory words against persians and middle easterners.
towel head

sand nigger sand nigga sand-nigger sand-nigga sandnigger sandnigga

dune coon

dot head

camel jockey

those are just some racial insults against middle easterners and persians
by aguynamedandy September 24, 2005
a form of a Jewish person who has lots of hair, are bitches, like cheap and to sue people, drive a Mercedes or BMW, pretend they're rich yet are in debt on their houses, and are all related. no one but great neck knows a real persian.

p.s. those "sterio-types" actually are true. even the teachers hate them and when they have to be on time for them even say "and not persian time. real time. on time". and half of them complain they hate being persians.

weird how theyre from Iran yet most say they aren't Iranian ;D
like to sue people, as in: a car stopped short in front of a persian women 20-30 feet away. she walked up to the car and put her leg under it, said she was hurt, and forced an ambulance. they said shes fine too. all caught on camera. (TRUE STORY)
by meep143 April 24, 2011
As in the movie 300, an adjective to describe anything aided with overwhelming odds that somehow finds a way to fail.

The Lakers lost to the Bucks? What persians.
by Cosmosis Jones March 17, 2007
Persian: A dark skinned, smelly, cheap, ugly, hairy, big-nosed, evil, cheating, slimy, nigger derivative.
Look at that nasty Persian, I bet he is a snake!

Eww what is that smell? Oh it is a Persian!
by PersianNiggah October 02, 2010