A typical Persian in La (generally Beverly Hills) puts in great effort to seem rich but are in debt. Persian women are famous for nose jobs and dye their hair at least once in their life. They hate their body hair and will bitch behind your back. 50% ruin the culture by giving the reputation Ahmadenijad does. The other 50% aren't divorced and all have a life. Young girls usually don't find what they are until they turn 30.The men have hair everywhere except when they hit 30 and have none on top of their heads. They prefer fat girls working at a fast food place just because they are blonde rather than a successful Persian princess.
Persian Woman 1: 50% of Persians are bitches

Stupid Persian Lady with big mouth and ears: If you hate Persians so much, why do you shop here?

Persian Woman 1: I AM PERSIAN! YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WRECKS OUR CULTURE! YOU ASSHOLE SHOULDN'T BE LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE'S CONVERSATIONS! CUNT!
by SifeedGorbe((; January 24, 2013
Persians are an ethnic group from Iran. They constitute about 48% of all iranians. Persians are a indo-european group and speak Farsi. Contrary to what people write here, ethnic persians are white, the darkest iranians are azeri turks and are not persians. There are a lot of persians with light eyes and light hair, myself being a green eyed redhead. Not all iranians are persians!! We shall free ourselves from the desert dwelling Mullhas!!
Azeri Turk - Persian Brother!
Persian - Fuck off bitch, you are not my brother, you are not even Persian!
by Persianisnotiranian November 02, 2007
People, who have the best life-style, (sitting on hand-crafted rugs, sipping tea and eating bread and cheese)

Also many are extremly rich, basically owning half of the united states, and controlling the Royal Family of England.
Damn look at that house, must be owned by a persian. Oh my god this whole place is Persian.
by Johnny John John June 07, 2003
Persian: a person having racial or ethnic origins from modern day Iran, country in the middle east.
Persians usually are dark skinned with black hair, and dark eyes.
One of their better known kings was Darius (Daryoosh, Darush), another was Cyrus (Koroush, Kourosh)
Persian people are often racially attacked through slurs. Some slurs known to be hurled at Persian or Iranians are:
camel jockey, sand-nigger, dune coon, darky, rag-head, towel-head, Ayatollah, camel-fucker.

Persian people are strong enough in character to withstand such racial slurs.
by BillyBobJonesJackson October 02, 2010
Persian is a very contradictory race.

Persians are divided into 3 groups, Northern,Central and Southern.

Northern Persians cannot even be called true Persians and tend to be Armenian,Greek,french and roman(ancient Italian). Their characteristics include brown hair, brown/chestnut reddish eyes, brown hair, lightly tanned skins, tall, little to no fat at a young age and have straight hair when short, but curier when longer. the ones with medium/light brown hair cannot be called persians at all, if anything they are armenians.


Central Persians are a mix of northern and southern, they are a lighter version of southerns. And have black hair, and also tend to be shorter (around 5'2) but have darkish skin, a mix bewtween very dark and northern dark.


Southern Persians have jet black hair, very dark skin (almost Indian brown) are short, have little to no fat on them, and are what are considered "Pure Blooded Persians". Southern Persians have a hate for northerns, and vice versa, throughout history the town of "Tabriz" a christian town, was attacked by southern Persians, the northerns had a weapon called "Greek fire" which they used to burn out the southern's food supply and they retreated to the central, which the northerns retaliated and took during the revolution before the Iran/Iraq war. Which resulted in the mixing and the birth of "Central Persians"


Even though Iran is geographically split into east and west, ethnically it is split in north,central,south. And to this day Northern Persians dislike southern Persian, and southern Persians dislike norther Persians.
Northern and southern persians are very different.
by Origin Of Races February 28, 2009
A person with ancestery from modern day Iran, but contemptuous of the current regime. Most persians live in Great Neck, New York or Beverly Hills, California. They tend to be wealthy and live in large homes with very little furniture. Flashy watches and cars are requirements for all persian men. As a general rule, they are very loyal to other persians and equally sneaky when dealing with non-persians.
Is Matt retarded? He's actually considering going into business with that persian guy and his father.
by SquareMike Jewpants October 26, 2004
Straight Ballers, nothing less. Only race that can floss before they even show up at a party. Show Off's, Big Spenders
Are you persian? no. Well u want some persian in you? YES. works everytime with the ladies
by Millad December 09, 2003
people that hark from the country of Iran.

their men are often very hairy.

they often feel alienated because their country is surrounded by arabs, and their country is being run like an arab country, and when they leave their country, they are often mistaken for arabs. when the fact of the matter is that persians hate arabs probably more than any other race on the face of the planet.
non-persian: "Yo, take off your sweater, man, aren't you hot?"
persian: "i'm not wearing a sweater..."
non-persian: "what a persian you are"
by Ingrid Bertlebee August 22, 2003

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