A typical Persian in La (generally Beverly Hills) puts in great effort to seem rich but are in debt. Persian women are famous for nose jobs and dye their hair at least once in their life. They hate their body hair and will bitch behind your back. 50% ruin the culture by giving the reputation Ahmadenijad does. The other 50% aren't divorced and all have a life. Young girls usually don't find what they are until they turn 30.The men have hair everywhere except when they hit 30 and have none on top of their heads. They prefer fat girls working at a fast food place just because they are blonde rather than a successful Persian princess.
Persian Woman 1: 50% of Persians are bitches

Stupid Persian Lady with big mouth and ears: If you hate Persians so much, why do you shop here?

Persian Woman 1: I AM PERSIAN! YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WRECKS OUR CULTURE! YOU ASSHOLE SHOULDN'T BE LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE'S CONVERSATIONS! CUNT!
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a race in which every person insists their dad was a brain surgeon, general, CEO, or related to the King of Persia, until the 'Revolution'.
Back in Iran, my dad was a brain surgeon/prince/general/CEO/ambassador. Then the revolution happened.

Oh really, how old was your dad during the revolution.

He was 11.

Dude, this persian is smoking too much hashish!
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The delicate and delightful art of taking a shit and getting directly into the shower. This promotes the the maximum level of cleanliness and increases the enjoyment of taking shits exponentially.

The term derives from the fact that Persians have extremely hair ass-holes and it is well known that simply wiping after a shit will in no way clean the ass-hole to a reasonable level. Therefore they are forced to shower after their shits to ensure cleanliness.
Dude, just did a Persian, it was fucking orgasmic.
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Persian in fact is more white and are the true arians jackass, only haters like u talk shit about stuff u dont know. Persians are hairy but not as hairy as most people think. I am persian/american and i was born in dallas texas around mostly whites or black and ive always been prowd of my race. the guy who posted his defintion before me , ( if u noticed) is a blatant homosexual hater and should come to dallas texas to get his ass beat the fuck up. 214 729 9318 or hit me up on yahoo my id is kmc187274, i got pics and i have Owned many white chicks asshole so fuck off just because us persians fuck and took ur white woman from u haters . lol the first definition of persians was probably the most correct def. of all these that ive seen posted. Persians are the most successful american minority. and we got money and cars and all that shit but u dont have to be ness. rich to have all this shit. U just gotta have hookups. Man i so feel like beating that guys ass who posted before me. fagget hater motherfucker. U sound like a complete jack ass. i would take u serious if u said that in a persians face... fagget pussy
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A hairy, sometimes intelligent person with an innate capability of finding bargains. There exist two types: those with money and those without money; and, each type can be recognized by the year of their mercedes or bmw--those with a car older than 10 years have little money, and those with a newer model are fairly well off. They may also be characterized by their religious impiety, and like Jews, constantly break the laws and moral dogma of the Koran by partying, drinking, having sex, and, most shamefully, dating.
--That car has four BMWs in the driveway!
--I know, they're Persian.

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--Jesus, that man has so much chest hair!
--I know, he's Persian.
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Culturally superior
Ancestors of Europeans (The Persian language is an Indo-european language that branched off from the same language as some Europes today)
Arian (Iran comes from Arian)
NOT ARAB
A Persian has or will beat you in a sport, a test, university entrance, and the job market.
From Pars tribe
Persians are the most successful minority group in the US:
"According to the 2002 census, Iranian-Americans are the most educated minority group in the US: 69% hold bachelor degrees or above and 28% hold graduate degrees. Iranian-Americans are the founders of some 380 major national firms, and CEOs of more than 550 national companies, many of them among the Fortune 2,000 companies. Our total contribution to the US economy is estimated at more than $600 billion."
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An oval-shaped cinnamon bunwhich is topped with a sweet flavoured icing (strawberries, raspberries or blueberries).
The persian is unique to Thunder Bay, Ontario Canada, the only place where they are known to be baked.
'The Persian Man' in Thunder Bay is one of the more popular local establishments from which to buy one of these tasty persian treats.
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-One of the oldest languages. An Indo-European language driven from Avestan and Sanskrit.
-Also referred to a person who speaks the modern Persian, also known as Parsi or Farsi.
-Also race of the royal cats, with long hair, usually white, short legs and elegant noises. Persian Cat is originally comes from Iran(former Persia).
-Persian people may have very variant complication depend on what part of the country they originally come from: The Persians from the north (Caspian coast) tend to have a fair complication with blond or light/mild brown hair and blue/green/hazzle eyes, Persians from central regions normally have fair skin and dark hair, Persians from the south and south east usually have olive complication. becaue the climate differes radicly from the extrem cold in the north to extrem heat in the south. very moist in northen forests and very dry in central desert.
There are more poems in Persian than any other languages in the world. And Iran has more poets than any other nation, even China.
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