A person with ancestery from modern day Iran, but contemptuous of the current regime. Most persians live in Great Neck, New York or Beverly Hills, California. They tend to be wealthy and live in large homes with very little furniture. Flashy watches and cars are requirements for all persian men. As a general rule, they are very loyal to other persians and equally sneaky when dealing with non-persians.
Is Matt retarded? He's actually considering going into business with that persian guy and his father.
by SquareMike Jewpants October 26, 2004
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Mostly Muslim immigrants (although some of them are Christians, Jews, and Bahais) from Iran and their kids living in wealthy parts of Southern California such as Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, Brentwood and Sherman Oaks, they generally have materialistic values and an ugly sounding language but they don't really bother anyone for the most part, they're one of the wealthiest immigrant groups in the USA along with the Cubans. The California Persians have a very similar attitude and political orientation to the Florida Cubans. Due to Iran having such a nasty government and being so hated in the USA they regard themselves as Persians not Iranians
"I'm a Persian, not an Iranian"
by Rattus cattus July 4, 2006
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Unfortunately Persians as well as everyone else from the the middle east are now the "next" black people. all people are now using deragetory words against persians and middle easterners.
towel head

sand nigger sand nigga sand-nigger sand-nigga sandnigger sandnigga

dune coon

dot head

camel jockey

those are just some racial insults against middle easterners and persians
by aguynamedandy September 25, 2005
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a race in which every person insists their dad was a brain surgeon, general, CEO, or related to the King of Persia, until the 'Revolution'.
Back in Iran, my dad was a brain surgeon/prince/general/CEO/ambassador. Then the revolution happened.

Oh really, how old was your dad during the revolution.

He was 11.

Dude, this persian is smoking too much hashish!
by crazyass1234 June 22, 2009
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Persian in fact is more white and are the true arians jackass, only haters like u talk shit about stuff u dont know. Persians are hairy but not as hairy as most people think. I am persian/american and i was born in dallas texas around mostly whites or black and ive always been prowd of my race. the guy who posted his defintion before me , ( if u noticed) is a blatant homosexual hater and should come to dallas texas to get his ass beat the fuck up. 214 729 9318 or hit me up on yahoo my id is kmc187274, i got pics and i have Owned many white chicks asshole so fuck off just because us persians fuck and took ur white woman from u haters . lol the first definition of persians was probably the most correct def. of all these that ive seen posted. Persians are the most successful american minority. and we got money and cars and all that shit but u dont have to be ness. rich to have all this shit. U just gotta have hookups. Man i so feel like beating that guys ass who posted before me. fagget hater motherfucker. U sound like a complete jack ass. i would take u serious if u said that in a persians face... fagget pussy
Haters get there ass whipped . Ali G for life biatch!!!!1
by kmc187274 June 8, 2005
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A person of the great Aryan race.
Usually fair skinned but have dark hair.
There are many variations depending on what province they are from.
E.G people from Hormozgan province will most likely have olive skin and black hair. Whereas people from Ardabil will have fair skin and brown/black/blonde hair.

Eye colours are usually Brown or Blue. Green is uncommon.
by Juter December 18, 2003
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A caucasian (racial type) ethnic group from the country of Iran(previously Persia, Pars) located in euro/asia in the sw asian region. Previously persians were zoroastrians until 632 arabs invaded persia and conqured the section that which is now Iraq. The persians got the Iranian side of the country back in 852 under the samanid dynasty. They forced islam and by the 15th century the rest of the 50% of the population was forced to be muslims. Persians or Aryans speak Farsi/Parsi although modern persian is about 20-30 loaned from arabic, french, turk and russian.
by khashayar April 12, 2005
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