Perpetute 

A hybrid of a perpetrator and a prostitute.

Did you notice Kaylee throwing down that epic cockblock on you?

Yeah, she's been acting like a perpetute since I tobagganed her and never called back.

Perpetute by DooberPizzle March 26, 2009

Pursecute 

Verb. pur-si-kyoot cut-ed, cut-ing.

To be violently jarred by a stranger's outsized handbag. Usually at a bar or other crowded establishment where people have no sense of personal space.

I was quietly sitting alone, enjoying my scalding hot tea, when that awful woman pursecuted me with her gaudy Louis Vuitton knock off.

Pursecute by akandi December 24, 2009

Perfecate 

Contraction of perfect and defecate.

A defecation of solid and soft feces that leaves no traces at all on the tissue after wiping.

Can also be called "a perfect" (Street Fighter video game adaptation)

Example 1

"Daniel: You eat salad at MacDonald's...

Bruno: Yeah man !! I wanna perfecate on a daily basis, i'm addicted"

Example 2

"Cassandra: Wow that was fast, you did not succeed to poop?

Emily: yeah, actually I did a perfect !!

Cassandra: lucky you !!"

Perfecate by ClarkKent2011 October 4, 2011

Percute 

When something is perfect and cute

Madeleines hair looks very Percute today.

Percute by MaddieTay September 29, 2020

Prosecute the parents

Hey, if you find out the kid was bullied are you going to prosecute them too?

Hym "No? Just prosecute the parents and pretend your kids can't talk themselves into an early grave. Or that you can't do anything to get them killed."

Prosecute the parents by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

The Persecutor 

Indignant trapped fart, generally resulting in instantaneous euphoria and relief upon expulsion.

After a long lunch and not being able to settle, thought I had eaten something dodgy and was just bloated, but after release I realised it was ‘the persecutor’.

The Persecutor by BSNimbin December 28, 2024

Scarlet Persecutor 

stupid fucking 2000 year old ass demonic ent from the hit game Midnight Horrors on Roblox who will download your movement trajectory and proceed to spawn a scorching tripwire ahead of you sending you flying up in the air while your healthbar is being drained like an iphone's battery

also gives you a cool emote if you survive

guitar user with a dt cooldown: clueless
Scarlet Persecutor: Shall we get started?
random 504 points player: holy shit its scarlet persecutor classic 4:00

Scarlet Persecutor by youwillneverknow453 March 21, 2025