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pelching 

Pelching (or to pelch) is an unfortunate side affect of people who have failed to mature mentally. It is the act of trying to reverse actions taken in a game done by one who cannot fathom the concepts of losing or fair play.
Sylvia: Knight to queen's rook.
Andy: Hey, I didn't see that or I wouldn't have moved my pawn. Give me back by rook.
Sylvia: Hey, no pelching!
pelching by Nibble-Tastic May 25, 2020
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Pershing Middle School

A school with nutty teachers but are nice at the end of the school year.
There are kids are are super rude and weird but some kids are super nice...
everyone is super tall there so if you''re not tall you're not tall, you're so out..
Normal kids in Normal classes will always get all the stinking awards so don't expect awards if you're smart. Teachers feel bad for them.
we also beat lanier kids at footbal ahaha
Omg that kid goes to pershing middle school because she looks rocking.
I could tell that kid goes to pershing middle school because he's trying to look cool by rolling his pants inwards..

Jesse Perring 

The equivalent of Chuck Norris to the e-world of League of Legends

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The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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1. Can i join Jesseperringfanclub right now?

2. Sign my mousepad jesse perring!

3. I would shit myself if i saw jesse perring.

4. HOLY SHIT, IT'S JESSE PERRING!!! *explosive diarrhea*

preaching to the choir

Preaching to the choir means you are trying to make believers out of people who already believe, or convince people who are already convinced.
"We could start a new tradition, Birthdays without Boyfriends. It could work."
"Preachin' to the choir here baby."

Perrying 

Verb: The act of getting blackout drunk, passing out, and vomiting all over oneself and ones surroundings.
"So What ever happened to Mike last night?"

"I'm not sure, the last time i saw him, he was Perrying on his second couch of the night."
Perrying by Super-Pledge November 6, 2012

Office Porching 

the act of sitting in Adirondack chairs while doing absolutely nothing preferably on an office porch but anywhere is acceptable; witnessing drama; or being the drama
hey guys we should go office porching right now
Office Porching by Mrs. Gebroe July 12, 2022

Katy Perrying 

The art of listening or watching, memorising Katy Perry performances, videos and lyrics.

This could be in an obsessive fashion, or hardcore girl fan style.

This could also mean someone who is completely obsessed or deluded with Katy Perry in every way and is constantly needing to get their 'KP' fix, this is known as Katy Perrying.
Person 1: "Hey dude, wanna hang out today?"
Person 2: "No sorry, I'm Katy Perrying all day"
Person 1: "WTF, that stupid bitch who can't sing and has big tits?"
Person 2: "STFU.... *starts crying*
Katy Perrying by Jackula August 20, 2009