perplexcuse 

An excuse so confusing the listener becomes exasperated and relents against own better judgement

How did you manage to avoid being grounded? I gave my mom a top 10 perplexcuse. She is still shaking her head...

perplexcuse by mcgobri April 29, 2015

percules 

Rapped in Juice WRLD’s “Make Beleive”, it’s a combination of the drug Percocet and Hercules. Saying he’s stronger/better on Percocet I think .

Me and Stan, we alike but he ain’t nicer than me
He was drunk-drivin
Me, I’m just straight Percules

percules by LyricsHuh March 28, 2019

Perplexified 

When a nigga straight ponderin'

Dom: ay what'd she say
Miles: she sending dick pics bigger than mine..
Tommy:Get perplexified

Perplexified by perplexified May 18, 2019

Perdulling 

Saying something so ignorant/stupid that everyone near you wants to beat your cheeks.

Wow, she is really perdulling right now.

Perdulling by beatmycheeksdaddy139 January 22, 2019

Perplexigon 

noun, verb, adjective
Something that is over-complicated. Something becomes complex as a result of over-thinking, obsessing and evaluating.

Perplexigon, Perplexigate

ex. (noun) We were trying to figure out the best way to get to Baskin Robbins for some of those scrumptious 31 flavors, and it became this crazy perplexigon.

ex. (verb) No need to perplixigate this, we all agree Gerald is a dork-face omega.

ex. (adj) That house looks perplexigon, does that guy think he's Frank Lloyd Wright?

Perplexigon by DK Lounge June 18, 2009

peepular 

Being not fully popular, but popular with your peeps or close friends.

I'm not exactly popular but I'm peepular - all my friends love me.

peepular by Vale1000 April 19, 2007

Porpulus

1. A woman with meat well distributed in all the right places.

2. The right amount of feminine features such as the taint, foot width, and gut sag.

damn nigga she porpulus in all the right ways.

Porpulus by keskes76 February 25, 2011