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Scanger perplexity

This is the confused facial expression of scumbags. Many reach it by default rather than by design and it firstly involves a tilting of the head by 20 degrees. Meanwhile the Mouth opens like guppy fish at feeding time. A furrowed brow below a greasy mop of hair completes the package. Many accompany this look with a matching tracksuit and Nike runners.
Conductor: "sir you can't smoke on this bus"
(Scanger begins the look - scanger perplexity)
Scanger: "eh warewil I fuckin smoke den?!"

Or

"Hey look at that scanger perplexity on that toe rag reading the bus timetable"
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Perplexified 

When a nigga straight ponderin'
Dom: ay what'd she say
Miles: she sending dick pics bigger than mine..
Tommy:Get perplexified
Perplexified by perplexified May 18, 2019

Perplexigon 

noun, verb, adjective
Something that is over-complicated. Something becomes complex as a result of over-thinking, obsessing and evaluating.

Perplexigon, Perplexigate
ex. (noun) We were trying to figure out the best way to get to Baskin Robbins for some of those scrumptious 31 flavors, and it became this crazy perplexigon.

ex. (verb) No need to perplixigate this, we all agree Gerald is a dork-face omega.

ex. (adj) That house looks perplexigon, does that guy think he's Frank Lloyd Wright?
Perplexigon by DK Lounge June 18, 2009

perplexing 

1)a word smart people use to say "baffling" or for people with weak vocabulary: "shocking".
We have no school tomorrow, how perplexing.

perplexing pegasus 

A word used to define those who are extra stunned and somewhat lit ya know. Its like that bitch named stacey who thinks shes the shit.
perplexing pegasus by Schaafer August 18, 2017

perplexic 

An extreme state of confusion, insanity, fear.
Johns mom went perplexic when he vomited all over the carpet.
perplexic by Mung August 17, 2003

Perplexigram 

Basically it is any mathematical diagram, designed or made by mistake only to totally confuse whoever is going to look at it.
Joe: That diagram Mr. Smith showed us in class today made me feel really dumb.

John: Don't worry. We all felt like that. It was a perplexigram.
Perplexigram by Zepto September 29, 2009