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10.
excrement,

poop,

shit,

poo-poo,

shite,

defecation,

shat,

scat,

feces,

bowel movement,

doo-doo,

caca,

poopie,

a stinky toilet submarine,

an inedible babe ruth candy bar,
ass goblins,

ass kabobs

ass monkeys

black banana

blind eels

boulder

chocolate channel chewie

colon cannonballs

corn eyed butt snake

corn massacre

crapsters

creamy butt nuggets

digested Crayola box

Easter Bunny's present

the fourth teletubby

frightened turtle

hardened fudge nuggets

hell's candy

Indian rug burns

keester cakes

Mississippi mud

monglin cluster shit

mudfat balls

peanut butter poop

pre-dingleberry

potty animals

product of Uranus

sea pickle

sewer serpents

shitsicles

space slug

Super Shit Man

tangy butt nuts

that ain't chocolate puddin'!

tom cruise missiles

toxic turdeys

turd tunnel tasty

yellow submarine

air out the anus

ass sneezing

bust a shit

christen the comfort station

cook some beans

clean one's colon

cut off a load

drop a chalupa

drop ass goblins

drop some friends off at the lake

empty the manure spreader

take a plane crash - no survivors

talk to a man about a horse

blow mud

booty hole burnout

butt dribblets

butt drool

chocolate explosion

G.I. shits

human expresso machine

Montezuma's revenge

oohs and ahs

screaming mimis

supersonic sewer sauce

boggy crapper

toilet bowl stew

cattle cookies

chimp chunks

cow farts

dog logs

doggy sausage

elk duds

kagatzka

lawn sausage

anal impaction

stool

moose treats

ordure
Perp.

HEY MAN LIGHT A MATCH I JUST PERPPED.

THAT MOVIE WAS SO SCARY I PERPPED MY PANTS.

DID YOU JUST THROW PERP AT ME? WHAT ARE YOU A MONKEY?
by PERP-A-TRATOR November 16, 2011
 
1.
1. An abbreviation for perpetrator. (Someone suspected of a crime)
2. An abbreviation for Purple Haze, a breed of particularly potent marijuana that displays purple fibers.
1. After a fed showing various mugshots and sketches to a witness, he asks, "Do any of these resemble the perp?"
2. "Smoke perp by the pound, ounce by the fifth ..."
-Young Jeezy, "Trap or Die"
by 50-Septim October 24, 2005
 
2.
1.chronic weed;really strong weed
"i got some perp, lets go cheech"
by 51289 November 15, 2005
 
3.
REALLY good weed. short for purple, referring to one of the many strains of purple weed.
purple haze
purple kush
grand daddy purp and
purple monster
This perp is some of the best bud i have ever smoked.
by mdk182 February 08, 2008
 
4.
A "Perp" occurs in a game of chess when one side can constantly keep checking the other's King with no way to stop it. The game is then a draw should the player who is doing all the checks refuses to stop.
By capturing his opponents Knight, he left his own King wide open to a Perp, thus allowing his opponent to be able to place it in check as many times as he wants without any way to stop it.
by Jason Welch Grandmaster January 08, 2013
 
5.
Surfer slang for "perfect".
Have you seen Perps Susie? She's so hot.

That last set was totally perps.
by Chance MaLance March 29, 2011
 
6.
Extremely amazing weed..... Yeah its expensive but it is high quality.
Put that perp in a bowl and smoke it!
by It don matter November 02, 2008
 
7.
perpetrator, one who a police officer suspects of a crime
The perpetrator exited the vehicle and made a furtive gesture as if to seize a weapon, whereupon I blew him away.
by Octopod November 12, 2003