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A massive and miraculous amount of porn, which includes videos, magazines, toys, and rare novelty items. Each day a U-Haul truck full of pern is brought to a secret location, which is only known to its owner for safety reasons. The collection to date is the largest of its kind, and is meticulously organized and well preserved. Cole: "Hey Tyler have you been messing with my pern?"
Tyler: "No way man, I wouldn't dare." Cole: "You two-faced deceitful son of a bitch, I know you were fucking with my pern cause Jugs magazine issue Oct 2003 is AFTER Jugs Nov 2003. Im going to kick you in your fifth vertebrae you dirty whore!" |
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| 2. | Pern | ||
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Pern is a world created by Anne McCaffrey for a series of fantasy novels involving dragons and their riders. Dragonriders of Pern
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| 3. | Pern | ||
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(verb) To date someone for a long time, and then break up with them for no substantial reason. Joe: What happened to Katie, bro? I thought you guys had it good.
Alex: Wasn't feeling it anymore so I perned her. Steph: Oh my God! Why are you crying? Anna: He perned me, just like that. Three whole years and he perns me. |
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| 4. | pern | ||
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unisex word to describe whatever it is that is between your legs. alt. code word for genitalia. hey, maybe later we can rub perns.
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Shorthand for pernis that can be used as either a noun or an adjective. The noun form relates to penis. The adjective form relates to someone acting like a penis. Adjective form:
"Man, Dave is being such a pern!" Noun form: "Dave has such a big pern!" |
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