Dictionary Definition:Short for permission this term describes any document giving the holder authority to do something that would be considered unlawful without the permit.
Urban Dictionary Definition: A piece of paper which would be more useful as toilet paper as Clients fail to read and adhere to conditions contained within.
A document which is an afterrthought for Project Managers but hold great importance once remembered. More powerful than King Arthurs Sword, more useless than used toilet paper.
Urban Dictionary Definition: A piece of paper which would be more useful as toilet paper as Clients fail to read and adhere to conditions contained within.
A document which is an afterrthought for Project Managers but hold great importance once remembered. More powerful than King Arthurs Sword, more useless than used toilet paper.
This permit is 'feckin useless'. I'd be better off wiping my arse with it than trying to work with it.
by B0m8A May 13, 2019
by waaaaaang June 27, 2014
A caucasian, middle aged woman who is often racist and overweight who calls the cops on young entrepreneurs.
by Twattlemuffin June 25, 2018
A driver that just receives his or her permit and makes sloppy mistakes. Also, going 10-15 mph in a 55 is common.
by BlackSabbath1982 August 15, 2009
A permit fag is someone who has recently received their driving permit or hasn't gotten their license yet, and constantly talks about how good of a driver they are, or corrects mistakes that a licensed driver makes. They constantly recite terms and rules that they have just recently learned in a Drivers Education course. Overall they are just conceited little high-schoolers who seem to think they are driving experts. Often times they actually aren't good drivers at all, and passengers tend to spend most of the car ride grabbing the "oh shit handles".
Permit Fag: "Yeah I'm such a good driver. I haven't even gotten a ticket yet or anything."
Guy: "Shut the fuck up. You've had your permit for two days, you conceited piece of shit."
Guy: "Shut the fuck up. You've had your permit for two days, you conceited piece of shit."
by McLovin_69 November 20, 2012
When your going out on a date with a girl that you want to have rough sex with. You can ask one of your boys to apply for a demo permit.
by BronxBomber November 12, 2014