permitized 

the act of getting your permit.

im finally permitized!

permitized by YeeYeeYee July 7, 2011

permiedom 

Permanent employment (being a permie), as viewed by a contractor.

The contract market is so bad that I may be force to abase myself before the altar of permiedom.

permiedom by Cuksocker November 6, 2010

Pruitted 

To get scammed, screwwed, fuck out of, or any other bad luck type of scenario.

I've been pruitted! or He lost everyting he had to the smooth talking salesman, he's been pruitted.

Pruitted by the pruitter. April 15, 2006

Permintern 

The position of an intern style role that is a permanent job.

George became a permintern when he took a role to learn about business and develop his skillset however is on a permanent contract.

Permintern by ApricotChutney June 28, 2018

kermitted 

when you are so committed in something, just like Kermit the Frog was committed to Mrs. Piggy

wow Nate, you are really kermitted to your bitch. Happy Kwanzaa

kermitted by oooh thicc rice May 9, 2018

Permified 

When smoking so much weed for multiple days that the next couple days are too hazy to fuck up

guy 1: dooode those couple of days were soo fucked up
guy 2: i knoooww braa i'm so permified!!

Permified by BIG BLACK BOOTY January 2, 2012

permittedness 

Permission

Friend 1: Why didn't John come skiing with us?
Friend 2: He couldn't get permittedness to come.

permittedness by Syiv February 17, 2022