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Permission to dance

1. Amazing song made by bts, whit an awesome music video you should see

2. Whatcha ask your girlfriend for, when you really want sex.
1. A: hey, have you seen the latest BTS song, permission to dance? B: not yet, but I heard it has an awesome music video. A: are u gonna watch it today? B: bruh, i'm legit watching it rn

2. Jason Derulo: Let me take you dancing
Two-step to the bedroom
We don't need no dance floor
Let me see your best move
Anything could happen
Ever since I met you
No need to imagine
Baby, all I'm asking
Is let me take you dancing

oral permission 

Fellatio or cunnilingus performed reluctantly or under duress.

Usually the recipient states an outlandish or frightening claim designed to garner sympathy or engender fear to convinced another to provide oral stimulation. Examples include claiming to have terminal cancer, or threatening divorce, or claiming that the world will end, or that ones genitals will explode if the act is not completed immediately

Such as: I just found out I have a stage 5 glioma and I'm still a virgin. I just really wanted feel what it was like to get a bj/ have someone go down on me before I die.
"Please give me oral permission as an acknowledgment of your willingness otherwise we will glide to destruct."

Philip K. Dick

Lies, Inc.
oral permission by errataagain October 9, 2009

permastoned 

The physical and mental state sometimes aquired by someone who consistently smokes, or used to smoke, a lot of weed. Typically characterized by the feeling and appearance of being stoned even when one is still technically sober.

See: Tommy Chong. The guy who works at your local smoke shop. Any stoner with a seemingly permanent smile and lazy eyes.
"Man, my dad hasn't smoked in years, but you can tell he's permastoned from his days on the commune".
permastoned by so stoked April 7, 2005

eye permission 

Slang for when a person gives another eye contact that amounts to a nonverbal “green light” to proceed with something.
Although he said nothing, I could see that the guard was giving me eye permission to enter through the gates without stopping.
eye permission by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2019

Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission

"Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" is a trend on TikTok where if you watch a video like a spirit sighting or something, you have to say "Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" or else the spirit will haunt you until you die.

That is obviously fake since you can't get curses via bluetooth.
Random guy: *sees an unnerving video*
Random guy: oh my god i'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission
Random guy number 2: bruh you can't get curses via bluetooth wtf

Los Prisioneros 

Are a highly political rock band from Chile formed in the early 80's. They became the most outspoken and political rock band of south america. They broke up in 1991 after much mainstream (for once) success but reunited in 2001 and started touring, recording new music, etc. again. They are still very popular to this very day, and their last album "Manzana" has been a hit since it came out in late 2004.
*singing* Y no me digas *gets interrupted*....Hey, you like them? oh I dont know who they are, but I love this song. What?? its Los Prisioneros idiot!