Perma-Short 

In climates with significant weather changes between the four seasons, a Perma-Short is someone who will wear shorts all year round, regardless of temperature. Usually, Perma-Shorts are male with long unruly hair. They usually complement their shorts with an old t-shirt usually displaying something related to dragons, wolves, eagles, or Def Leppard. It is usually postulated that most Perma-Shorts think they are some how getting back at society by refusing to wear coats and pants.

"Who's the Perma-Short in the net shorts across the street? It's fucking 10 below today!!" --> "What a bad ass, that firey dragon t-shirt is ice cold"

Perma-Short by gRip July 31, 2007

permawhore 

a super whore. a cum dumpster. a dartboard for sperm. one that likes nothing more than to take a massive load all on her tits... all. day. long. in a permanent state of sex. if she's not full of man meat, alert anyone, and boom, they are in.

damn, have you met that girl merritt? she sure is a permawhore.

permawhore by feel that October 10, 2011

Permashifting 

Permashifting is when you shift to another reality forever or for a very long time. The name suggests that it has to be permanent, but it’s also called Permashifting if you come back to this reality after a long time, like a year.

Person 1: I Permashifted to Hogwarts once.
Person 2: How long were you gone?
Person 1: Two years, but I’m thinking about going there forever.
Person 2: Permashifting is a big decision, but remember, you can always come back!

Permashifting by A human being that slays October 15, 2022

Permathot 

A diagnosis where a female (usually of slutty fashion) stands with her ass out and chest out for an extended period of time, of which then becomes permanent.

Did you here about Mary? She got permathot.

Should've guessed it, she's a straight up hoe.

Permathot by Awesomebacon December 18, 2015

permahorny

The state of being eternally aroused.. sexually.

guy 1: that bitch is permahorny

guy 2: yeah, that bitch'll ride anything

permahorny by TheManWithTheHorseWithNoLegs May 16, 2009

permahorn 

A state of constant arousal and wanton lust. Derived from the concepts of permanence and the root of horny.

Rocco: How's your day been?
Erol: Hard! severe case of permahorn.

permahorn by katherine heathcliffe February 23, 2005

Permashitshow

Permashitshow: Individuals who are generally more intoxicated than others, and thus make everyone else look good for not being so fuc*ed up.

They tend to sweat twice as much as others at the gym due to the immense amount of alcoholic substances in their bodies.

Julia and Lindsey are permashitshows; they get soo wasted.

Permashitshow by JL 4 LYF3 October 21, 2010